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  • World Celebrates 30 Years of Spam

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    Jupiter Kalambakal - AHN News Writer

    Washington, D.C. (AHN) - It all began 30 years ago today. The mother lode of all spam - the bane of everyone's online existence - was first sent out via the U.S. Defense Department's Arpanet by a salesman named Gary Thuerk.

    The first junk mail or "Spam" as we know it today, was an invitation for a demo of the new system-20 mini computers being marketed by the Digital Equipment Corp.

    Thuerk was the ingenious salesman who thought of "mailing" the invite to 393 users on Arpanet,...


  • An Evening with John Cleese

    By: USCB

    Thursday, May 15, 2008 @ 7:30 PM, Campbell Hall

    A Benefit for the Arts & Lectures Cinema Series

    Featuring a screening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Co-creator of...


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  • Howard's Corner

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    BBC America Runs Marathon

    by: Kim "Howard" Johnson

    This is a good time to be a Python fan, and there is good news a-plenty for the original 45 TV shows. All 22 ½ hours of Monty Python’s Flying Circus have been re-mastered, and will look as good as the day they were first recorded.

    Viewers of BBC America will get the first look. The...

Sports News

by Eric Idle

Pre-Fab Four: Arsenal Nil

They said it couldn’t be done. They were right. They said you can’t mount a Production in three weeks. They were right. They said nobody will want to come to a show called Rutlemania! Well maybe. We shall see. We have a light show. Well OK a lava lamp. We have a bubble machine. Well OK it’s tiny, but it has real bubbles. We have a ton of interactive video because I am easily bored and I like to keep my boredom threshold ahead of any audience. We have dancing girls. Well OK only two but jolly cute they are too. And we have real live Rutles music played and sung by the terribly good Fab Four. So what can possibly go right?

We all remember what we were doing when we first heard the Rutles right? Well obviously we were listening to the Rutles. Duh. Thirty years ago today – well not today but thirty years ago tomorrow, well depends when you’re reading this but anyway about thirty years ago NBC’s All You Need is Cash – The Story of the Rutles came 76th in the US weekly TV ratings. I was ecstatic. The previous week I had been nowhere. And who nowadays watches the episode of Charlie’s Angels that came 1st? Nobody that’s who. And who watches The Rutles today? At least eight people in Iowa.

Eric Idle is Sports Correspondent of PythOnline.

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  • Review: ‘Spamalot’ leaves ’em laughing at the PAC

    By: Carrie Gruman-Trinkner • For The Post-Crescent

    It is hard to build a play or musical out of a cult hit film. Many have tried and fallen a little short — “Legally Blonde,” “The Wedding Singer” and “The Goodbye Girl,” to name a...


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  • Maths shows the silliness of 'silly walks'

    walking110707.jpg By: Agençe France-Presse

    Scientists have explained mathematically why the famous 'silly walks' of Monty Python's John Cleese have never caught on.

    The giant, leg-twirling strides of silly walks may allow someone...


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This just in From The Ministry of Silly Walks

Think you have what it takes to get a government grant for your 'silly walk'? Practice, practice, practice...

Click here to hone your silly walk

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  • Hillary Clinton: "I Feel... Happy!"

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    cartoon image by: By Rob Tornoe

    Hillary Clinton has a plan to win the nomination, and it's a surprising one...
    Howard Dean: Bring out yer dead.
    [a man puts a body on the...


  • This Is an Ex-Candidate

    By: Dana Milbank

    C ustomer: "Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now."

    Pet-shop owner: "No, no he's not dead, he's -- he's resting! Remarkable bird, the...


  • 'Spamalot' review: Laughs galore as Overture crowd is in on the joke

    By: Michael Muckian

    A Trojan rabbit, the "fisch schlapping dance," a chorus line of plague victims, God represented by two giant bare feet, and a damsel in distress named Herbert.

    It's no surprise, of...


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  • SPAMALOT NEWS

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    A Diva's Lament

    by: John Wood

    There has been a slight change to the lyrics for A Diva's Lament in London, and Python fan John Wood has all the news in his blog.