Hanri Just Taught Me
Wed, 2008-10-15 05:21
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BroMaynardG

That the Pythons were NOT really funny.

They just had too much time on their hands, and plenty of typewriters.

This according to The "Infinite Monkey Theorum".

Witch I will share with y'all - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem





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kermit

NOOOOOOO!

kermit Maybe they should bring back witchburnings

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Johnnyrose's picture
Johnnyrose

...Blasphemer!!!!!!!

"Welease Bwian!"

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gna42

I agree...

Crucifixion? gooood...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

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BroMaynardG

Sorry - - -

- - - I posted it, just for the 'alibutt (2 ts)!

Myanmar!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Ok

Now when have I ever said that? Don't blame me!!

Anyway, you forgot the insane amount of chimpanzees.

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

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Jatta

Are these chimpanzees by any

Are these chimpanzees by any chance planing to rewrite Hamlet? :)

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Hanri

Or maybe they will

type the funniest joke in the world again, and all will be lost! Quick! Hide! Cover your ears!

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Jatta

Run for your lives!

Hey, wait a minute... do you speak chimpamzee?

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Well no

but do they speak Shakespear either?

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Jatta

Good point...

Better run... And fast :)

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BroMaynardG

The Evolution Revolution

(From "Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp")

Myanmar!

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BroMaynardG

I Just Thought- - -

- - - I could create a post longer than a line of "Drool".

No, Hanri never said a thing about Mike, Peter, Davey, or Mickey. But when she sent me a "Private Massage" (sp. intentional) - - - - (this is the pregnant pause before the punchline)- - - --, she reminded me of the Philosophical Carborundum (silly con carbide for you chemists) about infinite time, and a roomfull of Monkees at typewriters.

Toupee or not Toupee, THAT is the question!

Malomar!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Malomar?

A massage from the Swedish Prime Minister. Who, the dead one?

Didn't Douglas Adams have a go with the infinite monkey theorem as well?

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BroMaynardG

With all my intentional Ms. spellings, I did not check this one!

Mallowmar! Sorry!

Mylanta!

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BroMaynardG

While Looking For Palindromes - - (Yes, it's spelled that way!)

- - - - I found this fun fact to know and tell!

The noun myanmar has 1 senses? (no senses from tagged texts)
1. Myanmar, Union of Burma, Burma

(a mountainous republic in southeastern Asia on the Bay of Bengal; "much opium is grown in Myanmar")

Myanmar!

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BroMaynardG's picture
BroMaynardG

Good Call Hanri!

Thumbs Up, and thanks for the Chimps!

Myanmar!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Up where?

Naughty naughty Hanri!

Will you send me an engraved crystal fish bowl? Or a chimp cage?

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BroMaynardG

After Doug Adams, maybe - - -

- - - I should just throw in The Towel!

Malibu!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Towly!

Towly: Wanna get high?

Kyle (or Stan, I don't remember): Towly, you're the lamest character in the whole series.

Towly: I know.

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BroMaynardG

I use the Internet to make a living!

Thank Brian that Al Gore invented the Information Superhighway!

SouthPark? (I never watch it)

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Hanri

You don't?

Oh, my, it does show pretty well... lol

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BroMaynardG

No Ma'am I DO Not!

I got kids to watch it for me!

(I just listen!)

Myanmar!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Fair enough!

It was a bargain!

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BroMaynardG

So, You Agree?

Since there is still no sign of land!

(Oh Gawd the worst thing just came into my head while watching that sketch and planning what to make "Myanmar" say! (Like the ever changing sign of Farty Towels). It's a line from the sketch and a float from "Animal House". Hanri, forgive for I know naughty what I do!)

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

That's rather a personal question, sir!

They don't cook piston engines?! Well I'm not having mine raw!

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barfolishus

Oo, it was a bargain!

Morning Ms. Gorilla

Morning Ms. Non-Gorilla!

Have you been shopping?

No, I've been shopping!

Love this sketch

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BroMaynardG

Is That HowThey Eat Lobster Thermidor in Finland, Finland, Fin-

land, yada, yada?

SPAM&Eggs - RAW!

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Hanri's picture
Hanri

Quite frankly,

yes, sir!

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BroMaynardG

Quite FRANKly?

Sounds like ketchup time again!

Franks and Beans? Perhaps!

Mr Equator Big gin please.
Arthur I'll get it.
Victor (going after Arthur) Look, leave those drinks alone.
Audrey And three tins of beans for me please.
Mr Equator I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!
Audrey I only want three cans.
Mr Equator Button your lip you rat-bag. (laughs uproariously)
Audrey (joins in) Ha, ha, ha, ha...
Mr Equator It was rather witty, wasn't it? Where's my gin?

Myanmar!

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