Myanmar police seize 104 blocks of heroin, 3M meth tablets

The Penguin Sketch commences with a shot of an olde fashioned radio with a dial, and John’s voice saying “Number 22 - The Nipple”. As the episode deals with parts of the body (incl. “Number 18 - The Feather” (rare).

Two Pepperpots, listen to the radio (The Death Of Mary Queen of Scots) until it’s time for the radio (ala BBC) to explode. They then turn the sofa ‘round to watch the telly. Where, and let me make this perfectly clear, they have the “Penguin on the Telly Sketch (until the Penguin Explodes).

Now during this sketch, Graham Pepperpot panics and says “Burma. I Panicked!”

Burma changed it’s official name to Myanmar.

So it is not politically correct to say Burma (except in ref to a Burmese Python), methinks all but one were from Esher.

Sew on the button, Burma in the news is RELEVANT!

Getting over that obstacle for the Louis Vuton impared – we digress!

Neither Burma nor Ghana is an island, neither is No Man! (John Donne (1572-1631) “No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main'. That section ends with another famous quote: '... any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee”).

Then the 60’s; Cheech and Chong “No Man, Dave’s Not Here.”

Finally, from The Illiad or The Odessey (who can tell the diff?) a lengthy passage – “The Cyclops scooped up two of the men and devoured them immediately as the rest of us raced for cover. Polyphemus then covered the opening of the cave with a gigantic boulder so that none of us could escape. As soon as the giant moved out of earshot, we gathered desperately to devise a plan.

That night, I approached the Cyclops with a huge jug of wine which I offered the giant. The Cyclops, being somewhat intelligent could sense a trick an asked me my name and for me to take the first sip.
I replied, My name is No Man." and with that, I took a huge gulp of wine.

Polyphemus believed me and proceeded to drink up the entire jug. Soon after, the giant now very drunk, fell fast asleep.

Working diligently, the crew and I heated a huge log that we had sharpened at one end. With one, big push we shoved the point into the Cyclops's single eye. Polyphemus awoke instantly in a shriek of pain. He thrust the huge log out of his eye and cried out to his brothers.

His brothers came rushing over and asked, "Has any man hurt you?"

Polyphemus replied in pain, "No Man has hurt me, No Man!"

His brothers believed it was the gods that were putting their brother in pain so they ran away quickly.

Polyphemus was very angry now and became determined not to let us out of his cave. In the morning, when he let his goats out to graze, he ran his hand over every goat making sure we were not escaping. He failed to notice that they were tied together and we hung to their bellies as they scurried out of the cave.

Therefore, my final parenthetical comment (I'm sure that there is an edition wwitten in woman, too!) “Wwitten in Woman” was straight from the mouth of Biggus Dickus (who could not pronounce the letter “R”, and who used a “Big W” instead.)

So as you reread this passage, as you brew your Crystal Meth, from the recipe we were invited to read, SEE that what I read was “Crystal” clear!

LAB MaynardG (as in LAB Rat)

Myanmar!

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