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Wed, 2008-05-14 10:48
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This is what I did the other day at work when I had absolutely nothing, I mean NOTHING to do. The text I had to make with a computer and then print out, since via trial and error it was the best and at the time only solution. Nice surreal feeling, when a 16 ton weight is about 1 cm x 1 cm small.  Votes: 0 Tags: 16 Tons, Hanri, Python crafts  LadyLovelace Do you suppose
Submitted by LadyLovelace on Thu, 2008-05-15 10:56.
it would still work if the unused wine cork were substituted for a used one, and the caffeine was swapped with a glass of wine (or the whole bottle) because I have this bottle of wine here.......(Australian table wine lol) Yours etc., Hanri Technically yes
Submitted by Hanri on Thu, 2008-05-15 11:05.
but you should do the cutting bit right after opening the bottle, we don't want you to die on haemorrhaging! Unless you have the Perth Pink there. You shouldn't open that. * * * Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer? Hanri That is scary
Submitted by Hanri on Thu, 2008-05-15 20:48.
So if you wanted to be a doctor, you'd have to follow Grahams foot steps. I don't know how the patients would react to the fact that their surgeon has had a few... * * * Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer? LadyLovelace I had a friend once
Submitted by LadyLovelace on Fri, 2008-05-16 01:54.
Who really had all the brains and will power to be a doctor, and the aptitude test told him thats what he should do (not that I put any faith in those)...he also had really shaky hands, so it was never going to happen. I don't think I could be a doctor, firstly I hate sick people (well, physically sick ones, I feel at home with the mental cases) and secondly I will not be held responsible for another persons life. The idea would be to drink vodka, so that you don't smell like an alcoholic Yours etc.,  RSMBiggles Very cool keychain
Submitted by RSMBiggles on Wed, 2008-05-14 11:48.
great marketting idea..put the Pythonline logo on the otherside :) Hanri Could this
Submitted by Hanri on Wed, 2008-05-14 11:51.
be the time for a Python crafts section? *pleaseprettyplease* * * * Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer? RSMBiggles NOW your talking!!
Submitted by RSMBiggles on Wed, 2008-05-14 11:58.
I think it would be a great idea, Hanri There's been
Submitted by Hanri on Wed, 2008-05-14 12:40.
some interest among the community of such a section... All of us aren't that techsavvy people - or at least I'm not - so this would open whole new areas for the Python Army! * * * Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer?  Lemming_Of_The_BDA oh yes and
Submitted by Lemming_Of_The_BDA on Wed, 2008-05-14 16:32.
each entry can have a "how to" section so that others can make the same. "Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!" LadyLovelace Ohhhh
Submitted by LadyLovelace on Wed, 2008-05-14 23:04.
Sounds like a good idea. I want python stained glass *runs down to studio* wait a tick, where am I going to put it? I love how to's as well. It's not actually a bad idea, even if it is just a teeny bit sad (be fair). But until admin agrees, it can always be an underground movement. It's the best service some of us can do for the army......confusion en masse in the real world.....hey, we might even stick pythonline.com on it somewhere. I'm so making a 16 ton keychain, I love it sooo much. Seems you often have nothing to do at work...I want your job! Yours etc., |
How I did it
I needed:
- an unused wine cork
- a loop screw
- a sharp knife
- a black marker
- a computer
- a printer
- a paper
- a glue stick
- a lazy day at the office
- a cuppa caffeine
First cut the cork in somewhat symmetrical shape of a 16 ton weight. No more, no less. Sip. Color it black and screw the loop on top. Sip. Print a matching sized label saying "16 TONS", cut it out and glue. Sip. Admire your work well done. Sip. Amaze your friends with your quirkyness. Sip.
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Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer?