What's In The Box?

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Lady April: A gestating fetus?

I GOTTA FIGHT DA LION!

Hanri at 3:38 pm March 28

We are here today to witness the opening of a new box to replace the box which used to stand at the corner of Ulverston Road and Sandwood Crescent. Owing to the road-widening programme carried out by the Borough Council, the Ulverston Road box was removed, leaving the wall box in Esher Road as the only box for the Ulverston Road area. This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Nous sommes ici ce matin pour faire témoin à l'ouverture de la nouvelle boîte pour remplacer la boîte qui autrefois était placée au coin d'Ulverston Road et Sandwood Crescent. Parce que du projet pour l'élargissement de la rue qui fait par le Borough Council, la boîte dans Ulverston Road est remplacée, et la boîte de mur dans Esher Road, est la seule boîte pour le région d'Ulverston Road. Cette boîte nouvelle rendra capables les hommes d'Ulverston Road de mettre dans la poste les lettres, les carte-postales, et des petits paquets sans avant besoin de la boîte de mur dans Esher Road, ou les boîtes de la Turner's Parade bureau de poste, qui beaucoup des hommes one fait usage mais qui est maintenant disconfinuée parce que l'ouverture de cette boîte ici, et le réorganisation régionale que commence avec l'ouverture des boîtes au bureau de poste en Wyatt Road le juillet.

Wir kornmen hier heute Morgen für die Einfang auf dem neue Kabinett fur die Poste..

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

CamelSpotter: Both Pythonesque and aesthetically pleasing. Very clever!

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Hanri at 11:28 pm March 26

Been doing so much non-python-related stuff on MashCast lately I needed a snack. I just love the recorded sketches. :)

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

Johnnyrose: ... fortunatly they don't "Call me Ishmael."...

"Welease Bwian!"

Hanri at 11:22 pm March 26

reminded me of a comic I used to be a big fan of. In Jeff Smith's "Bone" the main character, Fone Bone, swears upon Moby Dick, but every time he reads it to anybody, everybody falls asleep instantly. Turned out to be a great weapon that..

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

Johnnyrose at 3:33 pm March 27

... that you are fallig asleep wile reading this??? Hanri? Hanri... hey, wake up...
Narcolepsy is a terrible thing...

"Welease Bwian!"

Hanri at 12:45 am March 28

Zzz.. I'M AWAKE! I'm awake!

More like an instant smile generator whenever I hear of it. That sentence in particular.

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

Johnnyrose at 4:29 am March 28

... embarasing me....

"Welease Bwian!"

Hanri at 1:04 pm March 28

There's nothing to worry about. It's all part of growing up and being British.

See, you've had us fooled all along, you're not from Portugal at all!

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!