Prince Charles caught stealing Tree's
Here is another zany comical news desk sketch I wrote for UK satire TV back in 1977...
This is one about Princess Charles ...The Queen's joke shop eared son!
And now for some more news on the royal family....
Today Prince Charles the Queen's joke shop eared buffoon of a son, was again up to more of his juvenile delinquent tricks.... this time he was caught stealing tree's from the gardens of residents local to his Highgrove Estate near Tetbury, UK, he was caught red handed dragging a chestnut tree out of the garden of Mr Alfred Sticklebank in Sherwood Road, by angry police who were called to the scene by several angry residents, all of whom had tree's stolen from their garden by Prince Charles, the said trees were all loaded onto a pick up truck which had also been stolen by Prince Charles earlier.
Earlier, residents had seen Prince Charles talking to the tree's he subsequently stole from residents gardens, and he was reported to have hugged 3 of them as if they were people, some believe he was mistaking them for humans, as he appeared to embrace them as if they were real people.
Prince Charles was dragged handcuffed into a police van, and taken away amidst jeering and angry residents.
Later in Tetbury Magistrates Courts Prince Charles was sentanced to serve 30 years in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital as it was clear that Prince Charles was mentally ill, with an advanced form of dementia and delusions, after he told the court that he had fallen deeply in love with the tree's he had stolen and felt that they needed a serious talking to about how he felt about them, which was difficult to do when they were in other people's gardens, so he felt the need to remove them and taken them to his home at Highgrove House, where they would he felt be less lonely and unloved, since he was able to give them a better move valued life in the grounds of his mansion.
Prince Charles was lead down the cells of the court with glazed eyes looking as if he was in a trance. He was also fined £3,000,000 for damages to the local residents gardens, and the owner of the stolen pick up truck, and a further £2,000 for setting a bad example to tree thieves everywhere. His dole money has been suspended indefinately to pay off the fines imposed upon him.
The public outside the courts cheered as they heard that Prince Charles will be detained at his mother's pleasure and therefor eunable to steal anymore tree's from their gardens.
And now for the weather news....
Tonight there will be fog and chilly temperatures over the cell in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital in which Prince Charles is being detained, but the rest of the country will have a mild warm night.
Tomorrow it will snow and blizzards over the cell in Brampton Psychiatric Hospital in whichPrince Charles is being detained, but the rest of the country will have fabulously warm sunshine and the highest of summer temperatures!
That is all for tonight.
Written By Kaz Stevens
Copyright Kaz Stevens 1977.