KERMIT HAD A BIRTHDAY???????

I just found out that your Birthday was last week! Bad me! SPANKINGS over here! Then over there on the birthday boy!
Separating these two should get the job done and make us both happy :D
Happy late Birthday my friend :)

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dinosaursarenomore: happy birthday kermit!!!!:D:D
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Oh, mister Belpit, your legs are so swollen..!

Jatta: I totally missed that, sorry Kermit.
But better late than never. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

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Anything goes...

CamelSpotter: Hope you like it!

Oh, and if you're wondering where Michael is, let's just say he's with me...

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Lady April at 10:05 am February 28

He's only on loan, don't forget! I do charge interest :P

I GOTTA FIGHT DA LION!

crzyltvn: So sorry I missed it. I hope it was a good one!

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Well you're dead now, so shut up!

Johnnyrose: ...hummmm, let me think...

"Welease Bwian!"

kermit at 4:22 pm February 27

Ummmmm........yea........words..
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THUD!

W-w-what? W-what happened? I was having this wonderful dream.......

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I'm real slow sometimes

Johnnyrose at 4:25 pm February 27

... I know thath feeling too...

"Welease Bwian!"

arkennedy: Here's a photo of Connie Booth as a late birthday present. Enjoy.

kermit at 4:02 pm February 27

with Connie on one side of me,and Carol on the other,I'm now officially in Heaven! Thank you Arky!

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Hanri: Sorry to have missed your birthday, I was tied up..... But enough for the excuses, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

BroMaynardG at 11:20 am February 27

In the context of BDSM, bondage involves people being tied up or otherwise restrained for pleasure. Bondage is usually, but not always, a sexual practice. The paraphilia of being sexually aroused by bondage is sometimes known as vincilagnia (from Latin vincio, to bind or fetter with chains, and lagneia, lust).

Blest Be-e the Tie-ie That Binds! LOL

Lady April at 11:27 am February 27

Tie her down for your Birthday! You know you want to :D

Thanks to Jr for this pic of Carol :)

I GOTTA FIGHT DA LION!

kermit at 3:39 pm February 27

you know me too well,Lady A. DROOOOOOL!

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Hanri at 11:27 am February 27

Tied up as in sitting a week in front of a class room and teaching 15-year-old kids some basic stuff from da Bible.... Oh and throwing snowballs at the priest.

LOL made my day!

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

BroMaynardG at 11:32 am February 27

Bondage - Shaken, Not Stirred!

BroMaynardG at 11:35 am February 27

The Rutles!

Hanri at 11:42 am February 27

a small fetish here? Or is it just the socks I just pulled off my feet..

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

BroMaynardG at 12:09 pm February 27

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch was cast as an apparently-doddering old man (very old, but not really very doddering), not excessively bright, but with plenty of pep (no doubt from eating his own cereal). Daws Butler, his voice, used a style he'd originated for Fractured Fairy Tales. Cap's crew consisted of four children (Alfie, Brunhilde, Carlyle and Dave) and a dog (Seadog). He also had an arch-enemy, Jean LaFoot the Pirate (voiced by Bill Scott), who was constantly trying to steal the cereal. But LaFoot never succeeded, because Cap would find him by homing in on the sound of the pirate eating it. "You can't get away with the Crunch", Cap would sagely remark, "because the crunch always gives you away!"

BTW my other alter-ego IS Bullwinkle! (A 4-Footed Friend!)

BroMaynardG at 12:30 pm February 27

Assistance! Por Favor!

(Or is it "Help Me Mr. Wizard?)

Tudor Turtle!

Hanri at 1:02 pm February 27

HELP! I need somebody. HELP! Not just any body. HELP! You know I need someone. HEEELP!

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Please be gentle with me, I come to pieces, literally!

BroMaynardG at 1:59 pm February 27

"The Baroque Beatles Book" by Joshua Rifkin

"HELP" done ala J. S. Bach!

"Help, I need somebody.
Help, Not just anybody.
Help. You know I need somebody.
He-el-el-elp."

Like a tenor in an opera would sing.

When I was younger, so much younger than today, I had the album!

Ti-i-i-ime ain't on my side. No it ain't! (Sir Mick)

barfolishus: I missed it!?!?

Oh gosh , I'm sorry!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KERMIT!!

P.S here's a cake in the face for ya! ;oP

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I think sexual ecstasy is highly overrated
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kermit at 3:44 pm February 27

yummy cake!

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pythongeek03: Happy be-lated birthday Kermy!!
,`,.`,.`,`.,`.`,``,confetti for you.,`.`,`.,`.,`.`,`.,.`,`.
Hope it was a great one!!

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BroMaynardG at 9:47 am February 27

Feliz Cumpleanos!

kermit at 3:43 pm February 27

pulling a killer rabbit out of a hat with this one!

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BroMaynardG at 9:49 am February 27

Nuff Said?

BroMaynardG at 9:52 am February 27

Metropolis!

Lady April at 10:23 am February 27

Oh my God Bro! That was awesome! I love old movie footage. Was that Metropolis a silent version? Looks like it. Some creepy stuff in there.

I GOTTA FIGHT DA LION!

BroMaynardG at 10:31 am February 27

Metropolis!

kermit at 3:37 pm February 27

This has caught me completely by surprise!! Though I should have had a clue when I logged onto Facebook this morning(Lady A knows what I mean) This is the BEST birthday present a guy could ever ask for. All my friends here are the Greatest! I couldn't have asked for a better present. I love the friends I've made here at Pythonline. And I REALLY needed a smile today too and my friends here certainly put one on my face. Thank you. :)

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Lady April at 6:09 pm February 27

No prob my friend!

I GOTTA FIGHT DA LION!