Adulthood? Nah...

Im a growndup. Yet I still say "when I grow up...".

Im so far not really feeling the adulty vibes. I do look like a 16 year old. I used to say fifteen but since ive had a birthday I think my visual age should get one to. I gave it some make up on new year to celebrate and then took some acid (for the first time, Mite I add). It was all very fun, well what I remember anyway. (My elbow still hurts!?) I dissapeared on my minder (my cussy who gave it to me) and ran away with the very dodgy but oh so fine Sammy.

He is my cussy flatmate, he teaches me how to play Texas Holdem (Im part of the national pub league), we watch gory movies together. One day we are going to make a Zombie movie together, I'll have the contacts and he'll have the money.

I thought the whole adventure (I got in so much trouble after) was really very appropriate. I normally strike people as the Nice One. I just seem nice. Im just sly; I have no tats, I wear nothing too extreme (yet a little grungy), My hair is long and undyed, my face is pleasant and I act shy. I look and act young and nieve, it may seem like a cop-out but it works wonders when you hang out with the nutters I hang with. That is until you get to know me...

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BroMaynardG: U dote smell 2 gud, du u? 2 much text-massaging! Use smellcheck, puhlease!

Messrs. C & C are an appropriate topic for PithOnlying (measuring degrees of separation as we are all bent [or inclined] sew two dew). They both appeared in Yellerbeard ('long with Marty Feldman of late and with MP's mate Peter Cook). Graham, John ('oo 'as 'a cute 'earring), and Eric are there, along with Major Tom [uncredited], yes and as always Ray Romano's father [without the neck zippers] round out the cast.

WARNING! - Those of you who are currently high may begin to experience reading comprehension issues if you read further, man. The SAVE button was invented for High Times like this. Just Go Ask Alice!

Also appropriate for getting PO-ed about is Samuel Taylor Coleridge! Why?, you ask? Well an Albatross would not have been such a funny bird without some frosting on the edges. (a three leveled joke in his time - Rime (frost) & Rhyme (poetical in a different way than the next level joke) (and a linguistically structural description for the ending sounds in metered lines of poetical text [You do Haiku, Don't you?]) for "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" (No Biggles, you do NOT get wafers with it!).

"Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink."

Now Sam had a bud, William Wordsworth, (who's poetry is blamed as the inspiration for the kaleidoscopic eyes of Lucy in The Beatles' song [I believe he too had a pipe]). One day Sam was smoking his pipe and was inspired to create the greatest poem in the world, "Kubla Khan"

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

Coleridge envisioned the structure and theme of the poem (but never envisioned Olivia Newton John in the movie) extending out some 20 verses, while continuing to smoke his opium. Then Bill W. (or the shadowy "Person from Porlock" look that one up in your Funk and Wagnall's) popped by for a visit. HE FORGOT, MAN!

Coleridge in his opium-induced haze had envisioned a masterpiece of poetry. He got interrupted. When he returned to writing, he could only recall a fraction of what he had envisioned. What a senseless waste. . .

There are three morals to this story. ONE - Don't Do Drugs! TWO - Don't Answer the Door! and FIVE (3 Sir!) THREE - Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It!

Now for those of you who are high and did not heed my previous warning - apply these five morals to Cheech and to Chong in the "Dave's Not Here" sketch. ie. From Cheech's Point Of View (POV) - What if he did not answer the door? From Chong's POV - What if Cheech did not answer the door? Would the conversation have been different if Dave had access to the pipe?

This should keep you occuPIED PIPER for the majority of your ATTENTION SQUAD BY THE RIGHT for the next five SECONDS? THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? (Butt that's another story).

Now, write that 100 times. And if it's not done by sunrise - we'll cut your albatross off!

(P.S. Mur Dir. What in the Sand Worm do you have against Sand Hills?)

I am Finnish and Dune. (Completamento for our Portubello friends.)

Myanmar!

Mur Dir at 11:52 pm January 31

... (insert witty comments here)

Yeah, I spell badly.
Im proberly not going to smellcheck though.

Life is Sexually Transmitted

gna42 at 8:47 am January 13

Let that be a lesson to you!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 8:56 am January 13

I spit my coffee. Gotta clean the keyboard now...

Aw, it's worth it. Nice to have a big guffaw early in the mornin'

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 8:57 am January 13

it's dispersed nasally.

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Pachorruo: When you 234 years old you ´ll begin to grow and understand, until then enjoy the silly nest

gna42: welcome to PythOnline! So are you 15 or 16?

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Mur Dir at 11:43 pm January 31

I said I look about 16.

Im 21.

Hard to believe I know, I act like a kid... Write like a kid.

Thanks for the welcome.

Life is Sexually Transmitted

i want out at 8:25 pm January 12

I am 15 but have been told that I was some old woman since I was 12.

and another thing; I will leave it at this; are drugs overrated?

Ron Obvious at 9:00 pm January 12

... mean that you have an "old soul" which is a compliment. It means you are mature and wise beyond your years.

And yes, drugs ARE overrated. Don't bother. I've only done a few myself (nothing too hard), and it wasn't all that pleasant. But I've also seen more friends than I care to think about completely destroy their lives with drugs (and some with alcohol).

Stay high on Python and you'll be alright! ;-D

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 9:24 pm January 12

I've always been a designated driver. I've tried enough to know that it's not worth the price you pay in the long run.

I'm too much of a control freak to do drugs...

I'm afraid, I'm quite dull.

(lol).

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

NotAnotherPO at 6:37 am January 13

A few of my friends do pot. Regularly.

Highschool Sucks =D.

i want out at 11:14 am January 13

rumour has it that this years graduating class is the biggest drug-using class here ever!

I can honestly say that I have no intention to drugs. I m natrually mad; why use chemicals???

gna42 at 11:16 am January 13

I still fall back on the "control freak" aspect. If you wake up in the morning, not knowing what you did the night before... man... I can't deal with that...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

i want out at 11:24 am January 13

I forget what I had for breakfast, if I had anything at all. Normally, I just assume that I did not eat anything and go from there.

NotAnotherPO at 8:40 pm January 13

With the whole "I'm already crazy" thing. Drugs will just make things very confusing to those around me.