Crap Joke of the Day

After her recent performance on TVam, reports that Heather Mills is slightly unbalanced, are unfounded. Paul Mccartney has informed us that he found a couple of beermats usually did the trick. ;-)

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gna42: I know when I'm unbalanced they usually need to give me coffee... maybe I should switch to beermats...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."