Important Python Army training video

Anyone not up for a bit of traininng? Not into learning important military skills? Quite right, I suppose you all have something better to do. Like taking up croquet, preening roses, or I suppose reading a book, RIGHT! Sgt Major Watching important training video

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Hanri: Soon we'll have our army camouflage ready, so nobodys wife won't suspect anything!

Will we be shown how to defend ourselves against fresh fruit? Or a pointed stick?

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Scribble away, but balance the books!

barfolishus: Oh my God! That's awesome!!!!
Oo Oo teach me!! wise and powerful being.
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Hello Ms. Gorilla.
Hello Ms. Non-Gorilla.
Have you been shopping?
No, I've been shopping.

RSMBiggles at 6:50 pm July 01

Look for me on MC and I will talk you through it :)

In Service,

Regimental Sergeant Major Biggle
Python Army Headquarters-M station number 13

gna42 at 7:40 pm July 01

and down the square?? California's got Talent! (much to the shock of Hollywood!)

He is a wise MashMaster!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

barfolishus at 7:56 pm July 01

Don't stare there GAWPING like you've never seen the hand of a MashMaster before!!

__________________________________________
Hello Ms. Gorilla.
Hello Ms. Non-Gorilla.
Have you been shopping?
No, I've been shopping.

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 7:59 pm July 01

His fingernails are so clean!

*gawps more*

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I brush my teeth everyday.
"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

barfolishus at 8:02 pm July 01

The modern Army enforced him to floss. Sadly, they didn't tell him which part of the anatomy to floss. Sillies, they all know it's the belly-button we need to floss!

__________________________________________
Hello Ms. Gorilla.
Hello Ms. Non-Gorilla.
Have you been shopping?
No, I've been shopping.

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 8:05 pm July 01

Have I been using floss wrong!

now how does one floss one's navel?

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I brush my teeth everyday.
"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

barfolishus at 8:09 pm July 01

It's simple really, first you stretch one side of your belly then you... Oh sod it. I'm a fraud.

__________________________________________
Hello Ms. Gorilla.
Hello Ms. Non-Gorilla.
Have you been shopping?
No, I've been shopping.

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 8:15 pm July 01

Now whatever shall we floss?!

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I brush my teeth everyday.
"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

barfolishus at 8:20 pm July 01

TOES!

__________________________________________
Hello Ms. Gorilla.
Hello Ms. Non-Gorilla.
Have you been shopping?
No, I've been shopping.

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 8:35 pm July 01

I can do!

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I brush my teeth everyday.
"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

gna42: You do the Python Army PROUD!

I feel better equipped already!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Susana Mendonca: Knowing the process (which you taught me) I have to say I totally admire you!! =D

Lemming_Of_The_BDA: gosh biggles how long did that take you?!

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I brush my teeth everyday.
"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

RSMBiggles at 3:08 pm June 28

was the hardest part once you know how, it can be relatively quick.

Yours,
Regimental Sergeant Major Biggles
Python Army Headquarters- From deep inside the Latrine