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  • MESSIAH (NOT) TOURS USA

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    Genesis

    Eric Idle

    Twice during the last decade John Du Prez and I have toured North America, playing and singing silly songs. On our first tour in 2000, ambitiously entitled Eric Idle Exploits Monty Python, we took a company of twenty-two on the road, but in 2003, for The Greedy Bastard Tour, we ruthlessly cut the number down to four, in a pathetically unsuccessful attempt to try and make money. My Greedy Bastard Diary recounts the heartbreak and drama and intimate personal details of this coming of age tour. Other chaps at sixty buy little red cars...


  • So She Thought: A trip to Camelot

    By: Diane Sayre

    One of my favorite movie lines of all time was said in the film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." It comes right after a Buzby Berkley-type musical extravaganza extols the virtues of Camelot to the Knights of the Round Table, who have traveled to its gates from afar in order to visit it.

    In the film, King Arthur (played by Graham...


  • A 'Python' primer:

    Fish-slaps, coconut claps and lumberjacks – 'Monty Python’s Spamalot’ is all that and much more
    By: TODD CAMP

    For folks already familiar with killer bunnies, catapulted cows and the sound of clapping coconuts, the arrival in Fort Worth of the Tony-winning Broadway hit Monty Python’s Spamalot on Tuesday will be like catching up with an old friend. But to the uninitiated few who thought Monty Python was the name of a sleazy used-car dealer, this...


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  • HOWARD'S CORNER

    The Early Years

    by: Kim "Howard" Johnson

    Although Python first debuted in Britain in 1969, for much of the world, Pythonmania did not strike until the mid-to-late 1970s, when Monty Python’s Flying Circus permeated the airwaves, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Life of Brian premiered to appreciative audiences.

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  • John Cleese in conversation with Chris Serle

    cleesie230.jpg Series of exclusive performances
    By: Bristolzoo.org

    Join comedy legend and Old Cliftonian John Cleese for a series of exclusive performances at the Redgrave Theatre

    John Cleese will be appearing on stage in Clifton this summer for three special evening events in support of Bristol Zoo Gardens. The performances will take place at the Redgrave Theatre, Clifton College on 23, 24 and 25...


   

Idle Books

Eric Idle recently visited PythOnline HQ at the utility closet on the left, we had asked him if he had read any good books lately (as he is an avid reader of good books) He graciously sent us a list of his current nightstand favourites. Read along (if you can keep up!)

Eric is currently reading:

The Scramble for Africa by Thomas Pakenham

Murder in Amsterdam by Ian Buruma about modern Holland and Muslimism after the murder of Theo Van Gogh

Dance for the Dead by Thomas Perry - a Jane Whitefield novel

And he is re-reading The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh - his favorite 20th Century author and God is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens, one of his favourite books of last year.

as well as...

Netherland by Joseph O'Neill. A beautifully written novel

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

The Discovery of France by Graham Robb

Monty Python & Philosophy (Nudge Nudge Thing Think) edited by Gary L. Hardcastle & George A. Reisch

click here to read the rest of Eric's 2008 library


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  • Kennedy Center: Music By Moonlight

    By: Jeremy D. Birch

    The National Symphony Orchestra presents its annual engagement of concerts under the stars at Wolf Trap. The series kicks off July 6 with a staging of Candide starring Jason Alexander as Pangloss.

    For more than 35 years, the National Symphony Orchestra has made listening to magnificent music under a canopy of stars at Wolf Trap...


WELCOME TO PYTHONLINE!

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If this is your first time here, please take some time and look around. There is much to do, and much to see. Blogs, Photo galleries, Reviews, Links and more. Once you register for PythOnline, you will have your own user profile, a place to call 'home' as it were, where you can blog, post images, create your own recipe, pet profile, real estate listing and forum topics. Join the Brian Sightings Game, connect with other Monty Python fans and enlist in the Python Army in our quest for Global PythoNation! There are new features being added every week, so check back often.

Very soon we'll be introducing the MashCaster, an amazing multi-media animation and communications tool, which is powerful, easy to use and free! If you'd like a sneak peek into this simply super never-before-seen program, join the Python Army and we'll sort you out.

Now, off you go.



  • The Terry Jones Collection

    111644023.jpg By: Eamonn McCusker

    It's not exactly surprising that the man behind Erik The Viking would find himself as a historian with a very popular touch later in life. In recent years, Terry Jones has popped up on cable-and-satellite-only channels, BBC4 and BBC2 proper to describes the lives of our ancestors, what various ancient tribes might have contributed to our...


  • Cleese missed a treat this week

    By: Manawatu Standard

    A couple of years ago comic legend John Cleese caused a right fuss when he made some rather disparaging comments about Palmerston North. Cleese described the city "the suicide capital of New Zealand", saying that "if you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick".

    It was a...


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  • Will Obama push Clinton out by helping pay her $20 million campaign debt?

    By: Peter Cohan

    A front page story on Edwards backing Obama in today's Financial Times had an interesting unattributed comment near the end. In it, a source suggested that a deal could be in the works to make Hillary Clinton give up her quest for the Holy Grail -- err Democratic nomination.

    The final paragraph in the print edition (this paragraph...


This just in From The Ministry of Silly Walks

Think you have what it takes to get a government grant for your 'silly walk'? Practice, practice, practice...

Click here to hone your silly walk



  • Why are over 250 million sperm cells released from the penis during sex?

    ashford_sperms_color.jpg Asks Nessa from London
    By: Eric R. Olson - Image by - Molika Ashford

    “Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate,” goes the song from Monty Python’s movie The Meaning of Life. If the lyrics strike you as funny, it’s most likely because calling a sperm cell “sacred” sounds ridiculous when men can produce so many of them.

    In fact, the average male...


  • Still After the Holy Grail

    By: Dana Milbank

    MAYSVILLE, Ky. Black Knight: "I move for no man." King Arthur: "So be it." (Chops off knight's left arm). Black Knight: " 'Tis but a scratch."

    It's Day 13 of the Clinton Campaign Death Watch, nearly two weeks since Tim Russert declared Barack Obama the Democratic winner.

    When last we caught up with our heroine, Hillary...


  • Sales of Spam rise as consumers trim food costs

    spamH5Q.jpg By: EMILY FREDRIX

    MILWAUKEE (AP) — Love it, hate it or laugh at it — at least it's inexpensive.

    Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched food budgets.

    What was once cheeky, silly and the subject of a musical (as Monty...


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  • Goodness gracious Ni! - Sanjeev Bhaskar interview

    By: Nick Curtis

    Who’d have thought that Sanjeev Bhaskar, the star of ‘The Kumars at No 42’, would end up playing King Arthur in a Monty Python musical?
    AS HE makes me a cup of tea in his South Woodford kitchen, Sanjeev Bhaskar apologises for being below par. The 44-year-old British Indian actor, writer and comedian was on stage last night,...


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  • Hamptons.com is on the HUNT for the Holy Grail!

    Find the Grail and win tickets to Monty Python's Spamalot on Broadway

    Hamptons.com is on the HUNT! We're searching for the Holy Grail...three of them to be exact...and if you can help us find them, you could win tickets to see Monty Python's "Spamalot" on Broadway and more!!

    Search all over this website - they could be anywhere - for the Holy Grails. They look just like this one.

    Once you find...


  • Grapevine’s British Emporium to host 2nd Annual Monty Python Festival

    pythonplayers2008_t250.jpg By: Pegasus News wire

    Photo by Larry Groebe

    The British Emporium, in partnership with the City of Grapevine, presents the 2nd annual “Monty Python Madness” Charity Festival in Grapevine, Friday, July 18 through Sunday, July 20, 2008.

    “Consider this the annual meeting of our Monty Python Appreciation Society” said British Emporium co-owner...


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  • Not the Messiah (He's a Very Naughty Boy)

    not_the_messiaih.jpg US Summer Tour
    By: QPAC in association with HVK

    A comic oratorio inspired by Monty Python's Life of Brian

    Written by Eric Idle and John Du Prez
    Conducted by John Du Prez

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  • Message from the Queen

    (no, not me, the OTHER queen)
    By: E. Idle (via email)

    Message from the Queen (no, not me, the OTHER queen)

    To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

    In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your...


  • Goodness Gracious Me! Bhaskar is King Arthur

    By: MA

    Sanjeev Bhaskar, star of television comedies including The Kumars At No. 42 and Goodness Gracious Me, is the fifth performer to be crowned King Arthur in the London production of Monty Python’s Spamalot.

    Bhaskar follows former mythical monarchs Tim Curry, Simon Russell Beale, Peter Davison and Alan Dale on 23 June.

    Monty...


  • Gary Beach is having a blast on 'Spamalot' tour

    By: MARK LOWRY

    Figuratively, Gary Beach has traveled a long way to become Broadway’s go-to guy for over-the-top comedy. From Rooster in Annie and the legendary 1980s tour of Legends! with Mary Martin and Carol Channing, to his Tony-winning performance as cross-dressing movie director Roger DeBris in The Producers, Beach has had a blast all along the...


  • Which Monty Python metaphor fits Hillary Clinton best?

    By: Mark Caro

    Apparently I’m not the only one on a Monty Python kick. So are some political pundits seeking metaphors for Hillary Clinton’s never-say-die presidential campaign. On Wednesday the Washington Post’s Dana Milbank compared Clinton to the very same ex-parrot of the previous Pop Machine posting:

    And last week on the Huffington Post,...


  • EU referendum: What have the Eurocrats ever done for us?

    In Ireland's case, a lot. But voters may still reject the Lisbon treaty
    By: Fintan O'Toole

    The quickest way to understand the uncertainty that holds sway as Ireland prepares for tomorrow's referendum on the EU Lisbon treaty is to think of the “what have the Romans ever done for us?” scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian. On the one hand, there are the equivalents of the People's Front of Judea and the Judean People's Front -...