Cow toss!

Think you have what it takes to toss a cow like the French? Well, do ya??

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pythonnewbie: on my second try.Now my mum basically told me to bugger off!lol The noise is annoying her.Well,and I'm tired of it already!lol

BroMaynardG: - - - Just landed on my roof.

((I believe she has a sister - One of the Butt Sisters))

Stop Playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


what_the_fuck: 125...

BroMaynardG at 7:00 pm August 24

How about some "bouse de vache"? (Why do you think I have this outrageous accent?)


Lady April: So far I can't get any higher than 400 LOL Where the hell did this cow tossin come from! Cures boredom for about 5 miutes anyway LOL

BroMaynardG at 6:45 pm August 24

(I guess 10 years of "Elf Bowling" helped!)


Cherry Mishmosh & a Happy You Near!

Orrrrr - Jose Navidad and Feliciano Nuevos.

(Help me! Mr.Pachorruo!)

crzyltvn at 6:48 pm August 24

On the third try?
(I should turn this into a competition)

BroMaynardG at 6:55 pm August 24

- - - the Olympics are ending!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


crzyltvn at 7:02 pm August 24

they are. Well, London will be the site of the 2012 Olympics.

SirRobin at 7:26 pm August 24

If I'm not mistaken, the host country of the olympics has the choice to introduce a new sport. I wonder what sport would/could by invented that we had half a chance at winning???.....Olympic cheese chasing???,(don't ask!!...but it's a real event)....Olympic Riot Police Beating?????..(we have 30,000 registered football hooligans to choose from), or Olympic Beerfest????.....(Instant disqualification for any team found blowing chunks, doing the conga or sitting in the street, in a row sing the Gap Bands "Ooops Upside Your Head".


When Danger Reared It's Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

crzyltvn at 7:34 pm August 24

I like the Olympic Beerfest idea. How about swimming for non-swimmers?
(Conversation between me and mom)
*Commercial break from a swimming event*
"They're still swimming?!"
"Yes mom. None have drowned yet. But, I'm sure they'll bring back the coverage when they fish the corpses out."

Or how about the 800 meter Sillywalk?

SirRobin at 7:42 pm August 24

how out Olympic one legged ass kicking????


When Danger Reared It's Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

crzyltvn at 7:47 pm August 24

Now, when you say you mean "donkey" or "buttocks"?
Either one could be fun!

BroMaynardG at 7:55 pm August 24

Buttocks, rhymes with Botox.

No blancmangé on their Rustbucket.

A Palm-free Rustbucket!


SirRobin at 7:54 pm August 24

one legged men or women....(lets keep it open to all donkeys, kicking each others buttocks.....bit like bum kicking polo!!!!

When Danger Reared It's Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

BroMaynardG at 7:59 pm August 24

Sir Paul, Divorce Settlement. . . Say Know More!

Per Leg?


crzyltvn at 7:58 pm August 24

...And now, I'm out of ideas.

SirRobin at 8:02 pm August 24

Say no more....I shall write post haste to the British Olympic Committee and inform them of our cunning new Olympic sport, Bum Kick Polo!!!!


When Danger Reared It's Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

crzyltvn at 8:13 pm August 24

I better find some donkeys and willing participants and begin practice! This could be the sport I can actually play.

BroMaynardG at 8:10 pm August 24

- - - Need I say Moi?


BroMaynardG at 7:11 pm August 24

- - - Aim my next "vache" there?


crzyltvn at 7:23 pm August 24

as you don't hit anyone that doesn't need to hit...go right ahead.

BroMaynardG at 7:31 pm August 24


crzyltvn at 7:35 pm August 24


BroMaynardG at 9:38 am August 24

A trebuchet or trebucket is a siege engine that was employed in the Middle Ages either to smash masonry walls or to throw projectiles over them. It is sometimes called a “counterweight trebuchet” or "counterpoise trebuchet" in order to distinguish it from an earlier weapon that has come to be called the “traction trebuchet”, the original version with pulling men instead of a counterweight.

The counterweight trebuchet appeared in both Christian and Muslim lands around the Mediterranean in the twelfth century. It could fling three-hundred-pound (140 kg) projectiles at high speeds into enemy fortifications. On occasion, disease-infected corpses were flung into cities in an attempt to infect the people under siege—a medieval variant of biological warfare. Trebuchets appear in China in about the 4th century BCE and in Europe in the 6th century CE, and did not become obsolete until the 16th century, well after the introduction of gunpowder. Trebuchets were far more accurate than other medieval catapults.

(Looks like a Rabbit (with a bit of Spam in-it){click on image}.


SirRobin at 6:14 pm August 23

I managed a wholesome 1400 after almost 30 goes...(shut up, it's saturday and I was bored!!!) hitting only wabbits, though I did take one knight down with a mis-fired cow, Ooops.


When Danger Reared It's Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

crzyltvn at 2:38 pm August 23

Highest I've gotten is 300, and I've only played once.