The Not-So-Full Monty - Doctored Up to Comply with Yahoo's TOS

The Truth is Told!

While sailing on the wide Accountant-Sea, we noticed too many SPAMmers (not selling canned SPAM, though) on the MP Ultimate site. Matthew Sherriff (Duck_Plumber), the site’s owner, was out of the picture, where we know not (I have tried to contact him in AU for the past two years.

So, we mutinied and reformed, as the Penultimate Monty Python Site.

For the Home Page, we (all eight of us) chose a picture of Graham Chapman, from "Life of Brian". He was greeting the morning, with a shot of "The Full Monty", thrusting open the shutters. Unfortunately his "fans" were multitudinous, and were grouped below same window.

Apparently, and without warning, both the offending "monty" shot and my Yahoo account were taken down for TOS violations. Repercussions to "The Full Monty" were ENORMOUS". (BTW, in the movie (as each actor had many roles to play) Graham Chapman also had the part of "Biggus Richardus", - - - (Tricky Richardus was right off). He WAS not a crook!

I might just have said; “That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah”, and be sentenced to be stoned to death! So, I did myself in, rumors about my daliance with Donna "Incontinentia Buttocks" (the wife of BD), notwithstanding.

I took the character of BOB DENVER, when JFF (a Yahoo!Group, I once owned) was shut down the first time years ago (Leonard took the character of Ginger Grant). When I posted a picture of myself on JFF, it was as Bob Denver - as Maynard G. Krebs (Dobie Gillis), rather than in the character of Gilligan.

In another Monty Python movie "The Holy Grail", King Arthur and his K-N-Igh-Its, were faced by a fierce rabbit. They called for the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, the relic that Brother Maynard carries.". . . "to blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."

Well, putting two and two (three sir) together, I came up with a name that is just like putting all of these tiny disjointed bits into a witch's cauldron and encantating over it (Double, double, boil and bubble). Therefore Brother Maynard and Maynard G. Krebs - became Bro Maynard G. A little joke, too about Blackbeard (I think ‘e ‘ad a cute ‘earring) who was slain by a Lt. Maynard.

And that's the rest of the story! (witch is what I am stickin' to, under the advice of counsel).