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BroMaynardG: St. Victor of Python

And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place
to another place, where he was lain to rest himself amongst sheets
of muslin and velvet.
And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.
For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and
caressed him.
His hair, ruffled they. And their fingers rubbethed they in oil
of olives, and ranneth them across all parts of his body for as much
as to soothe him.
And the soles of his feet licked they. And the upper parts of
his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees.
And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbled they the pointed
bits at the top of his ears. Yea verily, and did their tongues
thereof make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.
For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens,
until he cried out, saying:
"This...is fantastic! Oh...this is *terrific!!*"
And the Lord did here the cry of Victor. And verily came He down
and slew the maidens. And caused their cottonwool bugs to blow away,
and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten
bastard.
So the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend.
And entered they together the jaccuzzi.

Here endeth the lesson.

(Contractual Obligations - The Record)

Myanmar!

Gwen Dibley: it says ''chaste'' in the subtitles of the extraodinarely deluxe edition of the holy grail...
I thought it was chased when I listen to the commentaries but the subtitles clearly say ''chaste''

Trust me, I checked... :D
twice

gna42 at 5:20 pm January 11

I'm American. It's Chased....

;~)

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

gna42: I must go take a cold shower now.

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 4:42 pm January 11

''I am sir galahad, the chaste''

nah, we dont believe that

gna42 at 5:05 pm January 11

It's Sir Galahad the CHASED!!!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 5:32 pm January 11

check the subtitles..:P

gna42 at 5:34 pm January 11

I substitute my own!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 5:39 pm January 11

Id much rather chase him than for him to be chaste

how peotic

ahum.

Susana Mendonca at 5:38 pm January 11

Is this the argument blog? I'm here to have an argument!

Gwen Dibley at 5:39 pm January 11

you wanna join this you'll have to pay

:D

Susana Mendonca at 5:41 pm January 11

No you didn't!
(it is a beautiful pic, by the way)

Gwen Dibley at 5:44 pm January 11

ok I guess we dont need to go down that road.
:D

but I do love a good argument, and that sketch has always made me wonder what it would be like if they really had a place where you could go and argue.

I'd pay

gna42 at 5:50 pm January 11

It's called "The Office" (I think everyone works there).

LOL

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 5:51 pm January 11

yeah i guess youre right.But I always win those so its no fun

gna42 at 5:55 pm January 11

you don't.

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 6:00 pm January 11

I do.

oh this is futile.An argument is not just contradiction.

gna42 at 6:03 pm January 11

...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

gna42 at 5:43 pm January 11

Good Day!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Susana Mendonca at 6:08 pm January 11

It's good night!

gna42 at 6:25 pm January 11

!!

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Gwen Dibley at 6:29 pm January 11

and snowing heavily...
lol

gna42 at 7:05 pm January 11

Sun just went down... no snow... no rain... no... weather...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Susana Mendonca at 4:11 am January 12

It's was 1 am here... very cold.

BroMaynardG at 5:37 am January 12

. . . in Profiles. Maybe there should be a time zone question.

(Back to my old post about the sun never setting on Python soil!)

Eastern Daylight Time (EDT).

It's just around 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of my television set to explode.

Myanmar!

gna42 at 8:39 am January 12

I run out of fingers and toes at times...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 7:33 am January 13

But I just had a real good laugh reading all the comments this morning.

This place is so entertaining!

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 8:39 am January 13

You're pretty funny yourself!

:~0

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 9:03 am January 13

Thanks!

Bloody vikings!

BroMaynardG at 9:05 am January 13

A cheap shot!

Myanmar!

Ron Obvious at 9:17 am January 13

Bloody vikings!

BroMaynardG at 9:35 am January 13

Myanmar!

Ron Obvious at 9:48 am January 13

I just felt like saying 'Gilligan!!!!'

Bloody vikings!

BroMaynardG at 9:53 am January 13

There are acceptable legal phrases to say in the case of panic!

Myanmar!

Ron Obvious at 10:00 am January 13

...or Myanmar perhaps?

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 9:08 am January 13

You have a good point... But if you wear a nice hat, it won't show...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 10:02 am January 13

Then you're just drawing attention to it.

Bloody vikings!

BroMaynardG at 10:07 am January 13

Or is this another cheap shot at Oblio? (Harry Nilsson & Ringo Starr "Me and My Arrow")

Or Dan and Jane (from France)? (Coners)

Myanmar!

gna42 at 10:06 am January 13

Sorry, you're not a girl... (I don't think) with huge tracts of land... horizontal stripes 'enhance' the look...

(something grandma taught me... she was full of those 'nuggets of knowledge' she was).

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 10:16 am January 13

When I'm in my ...ehem...uniform.

(you know the one I mean!)

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 10:18 am January 13

I love that photo... and am strangely frightened at the same time...

You HAVE to tell us the story behind that one. (who took the photo?!!)(and were they wearing the opposite outfit??)

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Ron Obvious at 10:24 am January 13

(I really would tell you if it was- I used to be a regular at the Rocky Horror Picture Show- so I can't say I've never dressed in a similar fashion!)

I found it by accident while surfing. I thought it was hilarious so I saved it to post here.

The website I got it from said the guy lost a bet. Not a very interesting story- sorry.

Bloody vikings!

gna42 at 10:43 am January 13

And I had it blown up for my wall.

6 Degrees of separation fact...

John Goldstone, the producer of Python films, and so much more... also produced The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

(and I dressed as Columbia for years)... Oh man... Life before cable TV!

What the Brits must think of us? They're so... "I'll just stand here counting matches" (ala Eddie Izzard), and we're more... "give me those matches!" (throwing them to the floor) and kiss me you fool!"

(There was more to this story in my head, but I've edited it out for the youngsters).

I think the Pythons managed to express the restraint felt by the English people as a whole (as they were raised/schooled) and any fan of their work enjoyed their outlandishness vicariously. The Pythons did what a lot of people couldn't. And they got paid for it.

Some people like to dress up, some people like to watch.

God bless them.

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

i want out at 10:43 am January 13

DO I ALWAYS MISS THESE THINGS????

BroMaynardG at 11:01 am January 13

You live in the wrong time zone.

"Changes in Latitude.
Changes in Attitude.

Jimmy "All You Can Eat" Buffet

Myanmar!

gna42 at 11:06 am January 13

My father (yes, another 'my father story' sorry) used to call from Missouri, to Oakland, California and tell my aunt the answers to "Double Jepardy" 2 hours ahead of it's broadcast in CA, so she could bet her unsuspecting children...)

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

i want out at 11:04 am January 13

is the "wrong time zone?"

im quite happy (not) moping here at 13:05 est.

that is eastern standard time for all of you nonbelievers.