A welshman....now with many sheep

I'm all out of sheep jokes for the moment.

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Lemming_Of_The_BDA: "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.

not a joke though.... I'm just bored.

"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

gna42 at 9:17 am May 17

a happy sight.

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 9:52 pm May 17

I get rather cocky when I'm bored; which upsets me. Not to mention I broke my glasses. This is what I get for posting when few people are on and threatening to sit on my brother's face.

"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

barfolishus: Oh, what a lovely picture, very clear and adorable face. I love his faces. Oh and the sheep aren't bad either. Looks like one of them is sniffing his bum. [shrug]

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Yours unfaithfully,
Arther "Two Sheds" Jackson(Miss)

LadyLovelace at 1:10 pm May 15

you aren't projecting onto the sheep?

Have you ever had a sheep sniff your bum....they nearly knock you over (well, aussie ones do)

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

barfolishus at 1:20 pm May 15

I'd much prefer Terry over any sheep any day.

And no a sheep has never sniffed my bum ever. But a donkey once had a crush on me. (don't ask)

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Yours unfaithfully,
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gna42 at 9:16 am May 16

that y'all know so much about bum-sniffing...

Just sayin'...

"Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad..." and... "always look on the Bright Side of Life..."

barfolishus at 2:32 pm May 16

[points to Lovelace] SHE made me say it! Burn 'er! She's a witch!

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Yours unfaithfully,
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LadyLovelace at 9:53 am May 16

That I'm the keeper of useless (and vaguely distasteful) knowledge

My second defence is "Terry made me do it!"

Now you have TWO nickels

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 4:07 pm May 16

What would Terry think if he came online and noticed everyone was blaming him left and right.

"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
TWICE!

LadyLovelace at 11:44 pm May 16

In my experience, all males of the species get blamed for no reason, so he's probably used to it. Would anyone in their right mind really expect any of us to take responsibility for our own actions? Now, noting that Terry spends little time in his right mind (and even less in his left).....we can assume that it would appear entirely normal.

That is your late afternoon lesson in the principles of logic, try to ignore it.......wait for it......

Terry made me do it!

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Miss Tree at 6:25 am May 17

him, I think he would find it flattering. And yes as you mentioned he does spend little time in his right mind and therefore would see this as entirely normal behaviour. This is all coming from the gal who has had a few visions of Terry dressed as a sheep pop into her mind.

But it isnt my fault you see...

Terry made me do it!

LadyLovelace at 1:25 pm May 15

I HAVE to ask.

And I meant that you were the one sniffing his bum, not the sheep (though I'm sure he'd prefer you over a sheep and all) We had an MP get busted over sniffing ladies seats just the other day, so that kind of behavior is at the forefront of my mind at the moment. Turns out also that the MP for my area is called Bruce (but he's not the chair sniffer)...I'll never be able to take him seriously again.

DONKEYS??!??

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

barfolishus at 1:34 pm May 15

'allo BRUCE! AHRE YOU A POUFTAH?

Oh do you really think terry would prefer a sheep over me?(a crazy little american girl)

yes, a donkey. It happened about 5 years ago. I went to a petting zoo in the Amish country(Lancaster, Pennsylvania), and they have llamas(cuidado, llamas!), emus, red kangaroos, LOADS of goats, and two donkeys.
I thought the donkeys were SO cute! I went over with the little food pellets and fed the one(who had a crush on me). And I pet him and was oogling all over him(Oh such a cutie cutie cutie poo) and he was nuzzling my chest and I was like (o.O) "Umm.." and then I walked away, andhe wouldnt stop following me around the fenced in area and oh God. I used to have pictures(Where DID I put those?) Hm..

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LadyLovelace at 1:40 pm May 15

young woman....sheep...young woman....sheep.....yeah, it's a difficult choice alright (not)

I do quite like donkeys, I feel rather sorry for them as their whole purpose in life is to carry people's junk. I often have chickens follow me, and I was at the zoo once and they have pelicans running wild there and I had one following me around for quite some time
(perhaps I looked like a fish?). Maybe birds just like me (could be a useful trait if I were that way inclined)

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

barfolishus at 1:45 pm May 15

well, you never know, I mean, he IS welsch. I'm sorry.

I like donkeys also. I love thier ears. and heads. Hah, we don't have ANYTHING running wild in these American zoos, we even keep the deer tightly locked up.(they're rabid you know) I once got mauled by a chipmunk(Fierce Creature referance)

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LadyLovelace at 1:54 pm May 15

however, you need to see this part of the series....it will teach you things (I even learned something and I would call this one of my areas of expertise) I posted the link down below (I think) http://www.torrentz.com/ab6f0e883a6250bb8e45aafe4360a1ede3309067 just in case I didn't

We have lots of animals running wild at the zoo, and yet one of our foremost zookeepers (Young Steve Irwin) still managed to get himself killed.

I LOVE lemurs, (the Melbourne zoo has about 5 different species of them...soooooo cuuuuuute)I have a little stuffed one here somewhere, it's name is Rollo (no prizes for guessing why)

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

barfolishus at 1:58 pm May 15

i would love(!) to go to the melbourne zoo. I can't believe what happened to Steve Irwin(so sad), but it's kind of ironic and (sort of, kinda, maybe not) Pythonesque, I mean, he spent his life wrestling dangerous crocs, and gets killed from a (sometimes docile)sting ray. I could be wrong, but.

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LadyLovelace at 2:10 pm May 15

are usually very docile and not especially dangerous, I've swum with them and in fact handled them without any fear of death. Must have been the one nasty ray in the whole country. Mind you, had he not pulled out the barb, he would have lived (you'd expect a wildlife expert to know a thing like that, but I guess he panicked) The irony was so thick you could have cut it with a knife, most people thought it was a bad joke to start with.

If you ever come to Oz, I promise to take you to the zoo

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

barfolishus at 2:17 pm May 15

Now I have an escort if I ever go to the merry little land of Oz!

My mother said the same thing. Poor Steve. Died in a really wierd nd unesecessary way.

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Miss Tree: OMG THATS SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!! Then I pulled myself to together to ask where was this from and what exactly was Terry saying at this moment. He has got an odd sort of face in this screen capture. Maybe one of the sheep is goosing him.

LadyLovelace at 12:22 pm May 15

where it was from?

Normally, I'd be tempted to say that it was more likely that he was "goosing" the sheep. But I'd never say that.....oops, too late.

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Miss Tree at 6:59 pm May 18

I finally saw Ancient Inventions: Sex and Love! OMG he just blew my mind! OMG the part with the sheep from where this pic is from he was talking about sheep stomach being used as condoms. That is unreal!

LadyLovelace at 3:25 am May 19

Very educational, even for me, and it's one of the things I would consider myself well versed in (the HISTORY of sex and love....we all know what you were thinking) I just think it's cute that he apologises to the sheep.

You can still get them you know, sheeps bladder condoms (not as effective as rubber ones, but apparently more comfortable (no personal experience there)

"Explain to me again, Sir Bedevere, how sheeps bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes" - now with a vaguely disturbing sub-context.

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Miss Tree at 8:19 am May 19

that when they were reading up on history when they were making the scripts for the movies and what not that he really enjoyed just kinda picking out the naughty bits of it and kinda stashing them away for another time. I think he put all that knowledge to good use with this episode. Totally blew my mind. Especially the part about why clocks were invented! That is just crazy! It was nice seeing him in the shower again too. *grins*
Ya I love when he apologizes to the sheep, he is just so adorable around them. Honestly I would not feel right using a sheep bladder condom, I mean latex is just not harmful to animals and it seems to be effective, so lets just stick with that shall we.
LOL OMG that quote is hilarious now!!!!

Lemming_Of_The_BDA: lucky pythons
They go around being all adorable and don't even apologize for it!
(hey wait in that sense Palin could be counted as mean, not apologizing for his adorableness. Oh wait, then they'd all be mean.)

"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
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LadyLovelace at 7:21 am May 15

Is an odd sentence, even for a python.

Palin, mean?!? No, sorry, I'm just not seeing it. Although, I was just watching House and they had "niceness" down as a symptom for some horrible disease or other...I hope that doesn't mean that Michael is sick, but, if it's not life threatening, do you suppose we could not cure him...it would be a shame.

I'll forgive them for not apologising...actually, I'd forgive them for just about anything....

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 9:07 pm May 15

"oh you hit me with your car Terry? Oh no it's fine no need to sue it was bound to happen some day or another!"

I was just trying to pick some oddball way Palin couldn't be considered nice... I failed miserably.

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LadyLovelace at 2:48 am May 16

there are a lot of things we consider polite that other cultures consider downright rude. But I'm sure Michael knows that, and is capable of being polite in all cultural situations. Dammit....I failed too

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Lemming_Of_The_BDA at 6:48 am May 16

*thinks*
oh how about being so nice that it troubles us to think of some way he's mean?
That's sort of rude.

"Know what I mean? Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more!"
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LadyLovelace at 7:02 am May 16

that says more about us than him.

Maybe he's irritatingly nice, people like that in real life make you want to gouge their eyes out with plastic spoons - GET ANGRY ALREADY!

I can't stand people who don't give vent to their anger....the best kind of people are the "polite" ones who explode over something tiny, only because it was the last straw - Probably why I love Fawlty Towers (and pretty much anything John Cleese ever did)

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon

Hanri: He's having a very sheep-like expression on his face! How adorable is that..

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Oh, why didn't you say you're an old customer?

LadyLovelace at 4:56 am May 15

documentary series thingy. I won't ruin it for you by telling you what he's just about to say, but I will say that it may explain the look. And whilst it was something I knew, Terry saying it made it oddly funny, and I thought I was past laughing at things like that.

Might be a combination of the look on his face and then him apologising to the sheep

Yours etc.,
LadyLovelace, with a melon