Evil Machines is funded and nearly finished.

Hello again.

Firstly thank you to all of you who pledged towards my new book at http://www.unbound.co.uk. I meant to post something before but I've been a bit tied up. Anyway, thanks to you the book was funded, is nearly finished and should be printed around the end of October. All of you who pledge towards it before publication get your names in the book as a thank you.

Should you still not have reserved yourself a copy (or numerous copies for friends this Christmas) you should rectify what is clearly an oversight or some form of temporal lobe seizure by going here - http://unbound.co.uk/books/1

The book will be properly litho printed and stitched so should look a lot better than your average Katie Price novel (whoever she is).

For those of you who have already pledged I've posted a new chapter today - Motorbike Thieves. It's here - http://www.unbound.co.uk/books/1/updates/26

So thank you all once again for getting Evil Machines off the ground and for supporting the nice people at Unbound who are trying to change publishing for the better. With your help we'll succeed.



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Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Oh, yeah, I forgot to say I got mine on Wednesday, along with some strange signed poster and some other thingies :P

Pachorruo: wonderful edition,Thanks Terry and Unbound , really great

mrs galahad 19: I haven't been home in at least a month or more it seems like! (Curse you, work *shakes angry fist*) But when I come home for Thanksgiving break, I may find a surprise waiting for me in my room . . . XD SO EXCITED!!!


Me and Terry at the Evil Machines launch. THANK YOU TERRY, you were TERRYFIC!!!
Love love love xx

French Taunter at 2:53 pm November 14

Nice!^^ A shame that this launch took place when I had (and still have) lessons at the UNiversity, otherwise I would have take the Ferry to see Terry!^^ Where did it took place?:)

kisch at 11:48 am November 16

In London, in club on Strand - it was very lovely!

French Taunter at 8:00 pm November 16

Aww .. yes I suppose!^^ Who else was there? Others English celebrities perhaps? no other pythons?

kisch at 9:12 am November 17

No other Pythons. Stephen Fry was supposed to be, but he was held up in Dubai because af the air strike. There were publishers and other folks who paid 250 quid.

Paute at 12:54 pm November 16

If I hug him, never will let him go.

kisch at 9:12 am November 17

I didn't want to, believe me...!!! I didn't want to.

French Taunter at 10:16 am November 17

Oh? ... I am shock ... you did not even try to kidnapp him?? That is outrageous! (next time we will have to organise a false launch and make him sing lot of his pictures! ;] -even for the others-) :P)

Paute at 10:23 am November 17

Yeah--- Pythonline users launch!

French Taunter at 10:38 am November 17

Yeah! and each one take a Python's character as a disguise!^^

J.Gambolputty at 11:15 am November 14

Argh, I'm so happy for you! *coughcough* Also jealous...sooo jealous... *coughcough* ;D

Paute at 11:25 am November 14

Hahaha we are two.

Paute at 10:52 am November 14

AWESOME!!! Speechless...
We want a launch in South America.

Lovely Pic, congrats!

Pantomime horse at 11:24 am November 14

Wow, friggin awesome!! May we expect some kind of report from you? :D

GloriaTheWarrior: it´s incredible I heard about this exactly 2 weeks too late..damn.it:(..i really really hope he is doing that again...But congrats to everyone who made it!


Yay! Officially I am there!!!

kisch at 10:24 am November 14

Yeah, Paula, I started reading the book on the plane back from London and saw your name immediately, and I thought about you!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93 at 9:27 am November 13

Yay! Congrats on finally getting your e-book thing. Now WHERE THE DEVIL IS MINE? XD

P.S: Damn, it's in alphabetical order - that means I'll be right at the back D:

French Taunter at 1:59 pm November 13

He mine is there too but by the back of the list too (and fortunately with my two last names^^) and that is nice that we can download it! ^^

Paute at 5:15 pm November 13

I can't wait to have the hardback in my hands!

French Taunter at 2:01 pm November 13

*Hey! (not 'he') sacrebleu! :P

mrsCutout: Awww that's so great! Can't wait to read it!!!!! Wow!

Paute: Can we ask for personal signed and dedicated?

terryjones: Evil Machines goes to print on 7th October so if you want the First Edition (with your name duly inscribed inside), then you need to don some skates and shoot over to http://www.unbound.co.uk/books/1 post haste.

French Taunter at 12:22 am September 27

I would like to know if we will can see the pages with our names somewhere on the internet? (protected by a password, that only the founders can have for example)?

Paute at 10:28 am September 28

Go to the shead. You can see all the names there.

Paute at 10:29 am September 28


French Taunter at 5:56 pm September 28

No I was saying the Page ahow it will look like. I know that is on the shed ;)

Paute at 5:51 pm September 26

Hell yeah!! I can't wait!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93 at 7:21 am September 26

Many congratulations. I'm peeing myself with excitement :-D

Pantomime horse at 8:48 am September 26

Congratulations indeed! :D

And.. Mrs Attilla.. Please clothe... XD

Mrs Attila the Hun 93 at 8:58 am September 26

Oh, *coughs* please excuse me ...

*nips to bathroom*

*nips back, feeling ever so fresh in flowery panties*

And young horse of Pantomime, you should address me as Mrs. A, Mrs. Hun or Royal Cardinal Master Lord of All. Mrs. Attila is so 2009.

Thank you and cheese ;) XD

Pantomime horse at 9:18 am September 26

Oh, I say, we are grand, aren't we? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano! <- And now I'll shut up. :)

mrs galahad 19 at 10:44 am September 26

I am trying to keep my excitement in! Trying not to freak out in Geology.

Who bloody died and made you Royal Cardinal Master Lord of All? Honestly :)

mrs galahad 19 at 10:45 am September 26

Yes, and congrats!!

a_nervous_wreck at 8:15 pm September 26

Aww, I thought I was Royal Cardinal Master Lord of All... oh well, I'm still Staff Sergeant Lance Corporal Lieutenant In Charge of The Galaxy :) Also, I've just gone to mark my calendar for the release of Senior Jones' Tome of Awesome :) alas, I have not the money to donate to the project, so I can't have my name in the book :( oh well, I'm sure it'll be a good read :D

a_nervous_wreck at 8:16 pm September 26

How the hell did my autocorrect change Sir into Senior?

mrs galahad 19 at 9:33 pm September 26

lawlz Well since Naomi claimed title 'Royal Cardinal Master Lord of All', and you're Staff Sergeant Lance Corporal Lieutenant In Charge of The Galaxy, I hereby, by the power invested in Liam Neeson and the Force, I again hereby give myself the title Regimental Colonel Brigadier Sergeant Major Supreme Overlord Jedi Master Time Lord of Gallifrey, the Death Star, and Tiddles the brownie loving tabby cat.

So excited to get it!!!!

Paute: ¡No aguanto más! Necesito el libro en mis manos.
I can't wait anymoreeee!!!!

French Taunter: Can I taunt a second time? ;)

mrs galahad 19: So excited to get it!! I can barely keep my excitement in!

katithepythonfan: Can't wait to get the book to my hands! And the new chapter is great! I never expected that a bike could be so... evil.

kisch: Yay, Terry, can't wait for the launch/lunch!

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