I'll Bet You... Game

Ok, last night I thought of a new game. You all know the song called "I'll Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio"? If not, you really should... Anyway, the point of this game is to fill the blanks (or beeps, actually) with something funny. Not necessarily with swearwords but with anything... Here are the actual lyrics:

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial
Just that the (bleep)ing words are awfully strong
You can't say (bleep) on the radio
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)
You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large (bleep)
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (bleep) well programme it
I bet you their (bleep)ing old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse (bleep)

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PhilosopherBruce-Mrs: The last post is a long time ago, so I'll try to brush the game up :P
*ahem*

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new CREEPY song
It's not that it's DIRTY or SCRATCHY controversial
Just that the CHARMING words are awfully strong
You can't say BLUBBER on the radio
Or WHAT or THE or F***
You can't even say I'd like to FEED you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large SPOON
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't CABBAGE well programme it
I bet you their GATHERING old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse TAXATION

PhilosopherBruce-Mrs at 12:16 pm December 10

Sorry for the double post!
*crawls away*

PhilosopherBruce-Mrs: The last post is a long time ago, so I'll try to brush te game up :P
*ahem*

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new CREEPY song
It's not that it's DIRTY or SCRATCHY controversial
Just that the CHARMING words are awfully strong
You can't say BLUBBER on the radio
Or WHAT or THE or F***
You can't even say I'd like to FEED you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large SPOON
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't CABBAGE well programme it
I bet you their GATHERING old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse TAXATION

Lvndr HppE: I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new FLOWERING song
It's not that it's GORG or PETUNIA controversial
Just that the LOVing words are awfully strong
You can't say MOO on the radio
Or CAT or VERB or GLOWORM
You can't even say I'd like to DRINK you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large NOSE
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't BOW well programme it
I bet you their HEARTing old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse BROWN

arkennedy: Sounds like fun, Here's my contribution:

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new RED song
It's not that it's INVALUABLE or COLD controversial
Just that the DANCING words are awfully strong
You can't say Xylophone on the radio
Or DICE or CARD or SHOE
You can't even say I'd like to LEAP you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large ONION
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't SOAKING well programme it
I bet you their SPINNIG old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse MANES

I've heard that song before, great choice for a game :)

btw: here a link to the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXFz7vqbk1o

katithepythonfan: And I'll go first...

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new ANIMAL song
It's not that it's FURRY or DUCK controversial
Just that the PURRing words are awfully strong
You can't say SHEEP on the radio
Or CAT or DOG or COW
You can't even say I'd like to PET you one day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large SPONGE
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't WHIP well programme it
I bet you their BARKing old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse SHOES