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And now... a page for our dear Neil!

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the_thina at 9:19 pm May 24

cool. I probobly just rememberd german because Im part german too. haha. maybe Im related to them! but probobly not.... haha

thewastelandr at 9:32 pm May 24

LOL we are all related if you go back far enough! Hahaha

the_thina at 9:35 pm May 24

haha, yeah I guess so. :P and I have brittish blood as well, imagine what wonderful humans I can be related to there!

the_thina at 7:50 pm May 24

chico! :P and I think there was 5 of them + one that died when he was 6 months old. so there was 3 more marx brothers. haha! e definatly something that no one can ever touch. much like our beloved python-boys. :)
but no, they wer

Lvndr HppE at 7:53 pm May 24

Chico! Right. As you can see from the picture below, he did Chico as well. I just couldn't capture a good picture of him behind the piano.

thewastelandr at 8:56 pm May 24

Neil is missing Zeppo!

the_thina at 9:13 pm May 24

...or he just could not figure out a role for zeppo.... or they figured pepole would get confused "who is that guy?" since zeppo tended to blend in and dont make such a big impression

thewastelandr at 9:33 pm May 24

Yeah... he was the "normal one" and that is why he quit being in their movies. I think he wanted to be funny too, but unfortunately he is too good looking!

the_thina at 7:57 pm May 24

yes I know, have seen that vid many many times, I love it. :)
and good blue/green-screen-job in it thinking of when it was made, like mid 70s.

the_thina at 7:52 pm May 24

the text got fucked up somehow, the last centense got jiggeld up, half of it went missing and half ended up under it

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the_thina at 7:10 pm May 24

tehe. pretty disturbing, but also so cute. how does he do that? but the voice that goes "here kitty kitty" is awful

the_thina: just clicked in here to see what was new, and this ad comeson the telly with "give peace a chanse" in it.... and well, my mind goes this way of course:

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the_thina: just saw this for the first time in my life, and my jaw dropped. this must be the wierdest thing he ever did on IBOR. but lovely non the less.
and always happy to see him in makeup, even if that eye-shadow was pretty horrible. haha


saw an interview but my pc turned itself of before I had copied the link, but he said two adorable things
Q: how do you feel when you are in a room full of pepole that love your work?
A: that they are stupid! [laugh]
and about his granchidren
"they are vulgrar filthy little brats! in the nicest possible way of course!" hahahah <3<3<3<3

I give a pic so this post wont be so empty.
just look at his hands! something about big male hands makes me weak. *sigh*

Lady and Laird Candermine: oh... super young...

Mrs Conclusion:

Not sure if you have seen this photo of Miles, Luke and Barney....they all have their dad's hairstyle! x

Mrs Conclusion at 11:40 am May 03

If you can't see the photo, just click on the red square in the white box, it should appear. !! x

thewastelandr at 2:34 pm May 03

I don't see a red square... can you try again? I can't wait to see!

Lvndr HppE at 2:48 pm May 03

They do have their daddy's hairstyle! :-P

Lvndr HppE at 2:49 pm May 03

I'd say that far left looks the most like him. But I'd need a bigger picture to really know.

thewastelandr at 2:49 pm May 03

WOW - the two on the outside look just like their dad!

the_thina at 8:00 pm May 03

Id say the one in the striped shirt looks most like his dad. he even got that slightly worried look with the eye-brows. haha

the_thina at 8:05 pm May 03

ok, just woke up here, maybe I should explain whet I ment before anyone becomes onfused. I ment that neil tend to wrinkle his eyebrows so he looks sad/worried all the time.

Mrs Conclusion at 7:25 am May 07

Hmmm..I've noticed that slightly sad/worried look our Neil has sometimes... He needs a big cuddle to cheer him up! (Me first!!!) x

the_thina at 9:15 am May 09

yeah, but you have allready cuddled him a bit. think of poor me who never even met him!

the_thina at 8:25 am May 07

hahaha. yeah, we should all crawl down in a big-ass bed with him and just have a big snuggle-session. the bedpart may getting it sound dirty, but I dont mean snuggle in THAT way. just huging. :)


for Lvndr HppE. this kid on the other hand Im pretty sure is one of his own. and he sure seems to have gotten a few of neils silly-genes. ^^
the pics name is barney, so I guess that is the kids name

Lvndr HppE at 7:32 pm May 02

Awww. Neil was starting to lose his har at this time. :-( But still a great pic. It's nice to see parents being silly with their kids.

the_thina at 9:52 pm May 02

I like that clown-hairdo. haha. I may be strange, but I think its cute. :)
but anything looks good on a beauty. ^^
and my heart is just MELTING when I see a grown man who seem to love and be proud of his kids.... probobly bacause my own dad is not so great


oh, this one is new to this thread too, I think.
another find from my old pc.... now its soon empty though

Paute at 6:45 pm April 30

Ohhh... is so cute!

Lvndr HppE at 5:52 pm April 30

Is that his kid? What is his name?

the_thina at 6:43 pm April 30

dont know if it is... I know he has a couple of sons though, one of them is calles miles I think, but further than that I have no idea

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thewastelandr at 12:30 pm May 02

They are Miles, Luke, and Barney.

the_thina at 9:53 pm May 02

had a feeling you would be the one to clear that out. :)

thewastelandr at 5:25 am May 03

Haha Wikipedia...

the_thina at 5:33 am May 03

think Ive been on his wiki once like a year - 6 months ago or something like that. haha. or, the swedish one I checked just a few weeks ago, but that was just because lena was asking about his birthday.

the_thina at 5:34 am May 03

or we were rather having one of our strange discussions, in this case if he could maybe be angus youngs father without telling anyone about it. haha

Mrs Conclusion:

I've been surfing on Neil's Website, and found this photograph. Now what would you do if you walked into a room and saw this?!! I know what i'd do!! Nudge Nudge!! Say no more!! Haha! xx

Lvndr HppE at 5:51 pm April 30

I don't know where your mind is. :-P I just wanna get a blanket for him and tuck him in. lol.

the_thina at 10:44 pm April 29

haha. naughty girl! :P
to answer your question.
if I was sober I would probobly go "aaaaw" if I was drunk I would scream "SNUGGLE TIME!" and attack him with hugs. :P

Mrs Conclusion at 7:40 am April 30

Ooooooh! Yeah,.....Neil has been described as a BIG HUG ON FEET. Wouldn't it be just lovely if we could...........*sigh* x

the_thina at 8:57 am April 30

"a big hug on feet" haha. who said that? rather fitting I think. :) I mean JUST LOOK AT HIM! you just want to hug him half to death.