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the_thina at 5:34 pm March 28

oooh. I wanna hug him! and kiss him! not french-kissing, just a pack on the cheek or forhead, or nose. ooooh.
no words can desbcibe what this mans music has ment for me. oh fuck I love him

thewastelandr at 6:00 pm March 28

Yes, his music is so revolutionary, and just as much now as when he first started recording. Wonderful, wonderful man, and of course I share the sentiments you described! Probably many of us do.


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thewastelandr at 4:46 pm March 28

Giving the royal shove off signal!


and now Im going for the who-look-like-who-trick again. in this picture BUT JUST THIS the blurr + the look on his face reminds me something extreme of a very funny/annoying man here in sweden. well known to beeing tall, talk fast and looking stupid. magnust h├Ârenstam.
here is a link, he is the tall one. the short one I had an enormous cruch on when I was 5. haha


a few new pics maybe? oooh those lips!

Paute at 5:55 pm March 25

Ohhhh! for a kiss!

the_thina at 8:29 pm March 25

oh yeah, woud not say no for a kiss from him. hell, he would even get a snog if he wanted

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Lvndr HppE at 5:26 pm March 25

Nice wig!

the_thina at 8:30 pm March 25

ron nasty the older you know. :)

Lvndr HppE at 8:56 pm March 25

Yeah, I could tell. It looked like a silver Beatles wig.

the_thina at 9:03 pm March 25

yep, and thats what it is as well. :)

the_thina at 2:52 pm March 25

could not resist it. they were there! naked! I had to!

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the_thina at 2:56 pm March 25

know you hrdly can see him. but he has a kilt on! and I love kilts


seriously, I am going nuts over the slaves of freedom, drama on a saturdey night, godrey daniel, mr eurovision song contest man-charater (probobly severalmore I forgot about.
myabe it is the butch-dyke-lookyou mentioned, but just cant get enough ofhim. yum yum very yum

thewastelandr at 9:13 pm March 24

It's just Neil... :) Doesn't matter what he's wearing, how he looks, etc. He's just Neil, and he is amazing.

the_thina at 9:35 pm March 24

yeah I know, but just this character... shit, I would almost sleep with him, even if I prefer girls and haven even been with a man for 5 years..

thewastelandr at 9:37 pm March 24

Lol... you're just confused! Neil would confuse me too if I was a man... ;)

the_thina at 9:40 pm March 24

but Im aviridge weight for my hight!
yes he is quite... you told me he word but I forgot it... andronygus?
and all that charm on top of that....

thewastelandr at 9:42 pm March 24

Hahaha... I think Neil is ALL man! At least in my fantasy that's how it is... ;)

the_thina at 9:49 pm March 24

yes, I think hes got mae genitaia as well, but andronogyn is a look or in some cases manners,movements and so on.
like david bowie. back int the day
or like this boy:
or this girl:
see what I mean?

thewastelandr at 10:04 pm March 24

Yeah it's just another one of Neil's multiple characters.

the_thina at 10:09 pm March 24

yep. afte all he told me he is "an amtour shitzophrenic" haha.
but it just not int that chaacter I see a little androgynity. but mostly in that one.

thewastelandr at 10:21 pm March 24

He's a good little actor!

the_thina at 10:26 pm March 24

yeah. red somwere "I like him as a musician, but not as an actor" have they never seen rutles? or holy rail for that matter, his oozing of anger and hare for robin is very well played

thewastelandr at 5:31 am March 25

Ummm yeah.... I think he is acting in all of his work. Each song he plays a different type of character - he changes his voice to fit different character types. That's why I love him so much - he is making a spoof of everything he does. That person should have their head examined!

the_thina at 12:28 pm March 25

yeah I know! the songs are sung with acting. like idiot is the duckboy, cute but clueless, mr eurovivion is the charater I have the hots for, crystall balls is a cowboy that tryes sooo hard to be cool but cant quite make it. haha. and I wont even mention stoop, for your sake!

thewastelandr at 12:55 pm March 25

Thanks... I appreciate your sensitivity to my repulsion at that character!

the_thina at 1:15 pm March 25

haha, what will you do if he walks out with that on him?on the concert?

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the_thina at 1:19 pm March 25

hahaha poor you. :)

thewastelandr at 1:46 pm March 25

I'm hoping he won't. He's a little old for doing that now...

the_thina at 2:08 pm March 25

no... 65 is nothing. 85-90 is old. 65 is not. but Ill hope for you that he wont

thewastelandr at 2:13 pm March 25

Yes but men should grow out of the stage where they wear hairy pregnant belly and boob shirts much younger than 65...

thewastelandr at 9:40 pm March 24

Or a lesbian...

the_thina at 9:42 pm March 24

but I dont think anyone is 100% gay or 100% straight so...

thewastelandr at 9:44 pm March 24

I guess it depends on how you define those terms...

the_thina at 9:52 pm March 24

well, even if you dont act on its sexually I think you can still FALL IN LOVE with someone of the "wrong" sex.

thewastelandr at 10:02 pm March 24

Yeah, but not everyone does either. I think everyone THINKS about it sometimes, just like everyone thinks about suicide or murder or drugs sometimes, but doesn't mean they DO it.

the_thina at 10:06 pm March 24

I think love and sexuality is fluent. so I just gow with the flow, evenr if it is strictly girls now, who knows, in 20 years maybe I live with a man.


talking about neils to be or not to be on man-boobs. take a good look of what you see in this pic. just makes me wanna crawl down in nearest bad with him, but dont do naughty things, just hugging that wonderful smart, funny and man-boobie man. *purr