Were I work we have a small chalk board that we're suppose to write a safety tip on. Since nobody ever looks at it I wrote on it "There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Wounded Mosquito" I felt it was an appropriate safety tip. There are alot of mosquitos in Florida. Well my big oops is I knew my boss's boss was coming into the office this week & I kept telling myself to change it......and I forgot. When he came I didn't think he'd seen it so I quickly went over & erased it, he came around the corner just as I finished erasing it and said "what was that about a mosquito?" I thought I was going to be in alot of trouble, but he smiled & said "Mosquitos can be dangerous."
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Lvndr HppE: I was in Barnes & Noble today, and I saw a book titled. "Albatross". I automatically thought of John Cleese in drag, and started laughing.
haha. but the hollywood bowl-version is better. the c-word! waahaha! and the moustache! and gray going "youre not even a proper woman!" haha
sit-on-my-face: The other day I was walking down the stairs at school yelling "AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT: A MAN WITH THREE BUTTOCKS" when I walked across my "no-sense-of-humour-at-all" English teacher, with whom I earlier argued about the use of the word "buttocks" in the phrase "A pain in the butt". She was all like "We have one butt and two buttocks" And I went "One butt OR two buttocks". I think she felt like if butt was nice and buttocks naughty...
I like the word "buttocks". but I loooove the word "arse", not "ass" but "arse" but then again I much prefer the brittish language to the american. <3
I also love the Scottish accent and I find it incredibly sexy in a man...I have already decided when I am well into college I am going to Scotland to find myself a husband hahaha
but scotland is brittish you know, when I sat britan I count england, scotland, wales and ireland
There are so many different American accents that are unflattering. You wouldn't imagine that there could be so many redneck accents! I've got cousins from TX & GA & they sound so different. When I visit family in N.Y. they say I sound like I'm from the south, when I visit out west in TX, I'm told I sound like a Yankee, & when I'm here in FL, I have people ask me if I'm from Minnesota. If I had to choose an American accent I'd like to sound like I'm from Fargo N. Dakota.
I love New York accents personally lol
language AND accent... You should hear those canadians speaking... nothing worse.
I love "sit-upon"!!!