So many Questions.....

I found a quiz about, What Python Character are you. It was quite fun and mybe you will like it..:)
Here is my result:

Your result for The Monty Python Character Test ...
Cardinal Ximinez
You scored 60 Stubborn, 61 Crazy, 32 Agressive, and 56 Evil!

Horrid crazy man. (In the middle).

Apperance: Monty Python's Flying Circus

High Light: "The Spanish Inquisition"

IN THE EARLY YEARS OF THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY, TO COMBAT THE RISING TIDE OF RELIGIOUS UNORTHODOXY, THE POPE GAVE CARDINAL XIMINEZ OF SPAIN LEAVE TO MOVE WITHOUT LET OR HINDRANCE THROUGHOUT THE LAND, IN A REIGN OF VIOLENCE, TERROR AND TORTURE THAT MAKES A SMASHING FILM. THIS WAS THE SPANISH INQUISITION . . .'

(Torchlit dungeon. We hear clanging footsteps. Shadows on the Grille. The footsteps stop and keys jangle. The great door creaks open and Ximinez walks in and looks round approvingly. Fang and Biggles enter behind pushing in the dear old lady. They chain her to the wall.)

Ximinez: Now, old woman! You are accused of heresy on three counts. Heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action. Four counts. Do you confess?
Old Lady: I don't understand what I'm accused of.
Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

(JARRING CHORD - Biggles holds out two ordinary modern household cushions)

Biggles: Here they are, lord.
Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
Old Lady: I don't know what you're talking about.
Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

(Biggles carries out this rather pathetic torture)

Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.
Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: (angrily hurling away the cushions) Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

(JARRING CHORD - Zoom into Fang's horrified face)

Fang: (terrified) The...Comfy Chair?

(Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one)

Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair!

(They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair)

Ximinez: (with a cruel leer) Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. (aside, to Biggles) Is that really all it is?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess!
Biggles: I confess!
Ximinez: Not you!

and here is the link: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-monty-python-character-test

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Comments

mrsCutout: Hahah I got prince Herbert and I am mostly stubborn and evil...lol! Love this!

Hanri: This was entertaining, and refreshing! Thanks!

Oh and I got Prince Herbert. LOL

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Huh? I somehow ended up as Centuwion XD

mrsCutout at 6:00 pm February 18

hahahahaa

French Taunter: Sacrebleu! I am Centurion on it! ^^ LOL! (but it is a shame that one must subscribe on the site to have the result)

mrs galahad 19: I got Prince Herbert as well. Half of my answers were honest, the others were BS.

GloriaTheWarrior at 6:00 am February 08

oh mine too, I just clicked the answer I liked best...:)

PhilosopherBruce-Mrs at 10:24 am February 08

From now on, Gloria, I shall call you......Herbert!

GloriaTheWarrior at 7:40 am February 09

"And so you shall." *ping*..:)

Iris: Hm I'm prince Herbert. Don't know if I'm really happy with that ;)

arkennedy: Norwegian Blue was my result. Thanks for the link :)

PhilosopherBruce-Mrs at 2:56 pm February 03

Oh, the Norwegian Blue? No wonder! I mean.....look at you! wonderful plumage....:)

arkennedy at 9:15 am February 04

:)

PhilosopherBruce-Mrs: I remember this test! :) I'm Cardinal Ximénez too, the horried crazy man in the middle xD.