Spam.

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

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French Taunter: Durham :)

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Shazam!

a_nervous_wreck: Cam... corder

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Malham!

Spam57: Birmingham !

arkennedy: Telegram.

Has that been said yet?

French Taunter: amalgam

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Peckham >xD

French Taunter: Anagram ;)

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Scam.

TheSister91: a vrey great LOL for this!! :)

French Taunter: Gram

mrsCutout: drum....it's not written similarly but it sounds similar!

French Taunter: There are a lot of words which are said twice here :P ;)

Beckham! ;)

arkennedy: Pram

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Tram.

katithepythonfan: Sam!

a_nervous_wreck: Has anyone done wam yet? Wam!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Gam ... mon

Here Comes Another One: Bam-Bam!

French Taunter: Abraham :P

Hanri: will.i.am

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Bedlam. XD

French Taunter: Graham! :)

arkennedy: yam

Lvndr HppE: Did anyone say jam yet? Jam!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93 at 3:41 pm April 27

Yup, I said it before. It was the first comment I put on here :P

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Exam. Urrrggghhh ...

Lvndr HppE: VietNAM!

French Taunter: Madame

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Damn =P

Hanri: Cam...era. Dang-it!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Lamb. Goes well with mint.

French Taunter at 5:23 pm April 25

Puh! Typical English taste! Mint is nice with a dessert (rafiné!) ... or with nems! :P

Mrs Attila the Hun 93 at 8:38 am April 26

True, true. In all honesty, mint sauce is disgusting, but as a chef I just had to put that for no apparant reason XD

French Taunter at 6:52 am April 27

Faites chier the lamb! ;)

French Taunter: slam!

Ms. Neutron 1974: I have to push the PRAM alot!

Ms. Neutron 1974 at 1:29 pm April 25

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

French Taunter: Cram ...

a_nervous_wreck: Fun Fact:

The term "spamming" actually came from this sketch, ccause the vikings keep saying spam over and over again I guess. I thought that was pretty cool :)

Hanri: Ram. More of the animal kingdom here.

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Wham! Wake me up before you go-go-- Sorry.

Ms. Neutron 1974: Pam!
To Arkennedy: I think that inside the eggs were green too.

Ms. Neutron 1974 at 8:52 pm April 24

green_and_ham.jpg

arkennedy at 8:54 pm April 24

thanks :) in that case I can't blame Sam for not liking them. Although I'm not a fan of eggs and ham at all.

Ms. Neutron 1974 at 9:04 pm April 24

Me too. I might like blue eggs and ham though :)

arkennedy: Sam

btw: did green eggs just mean the shells or were the eggs themselves green?

Lvndr HppE: Lamb

French Taunter: Bam!