Spam, spam, spam whit spam!

Mrs Bun: Have you got anything without SPAM?
Waitress: Well, there's SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM; that's not got much SPAM in it.
Mrs Bun: I don't want any SPAM!
Mr Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, SPAM, and sausage?
Mrs Bun: That's got SPAM in it!
Mr Bun: Hasn't got as much SPAM in it as SPAM, egg, sausage, and SPAM, has it?
Vikings: [singing] SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM... Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM!

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The Ex-Leper at 10:18 am January 13

Baked Beans are off!
Well can I have SPAM instead?

thewastelandr at 11:57 am January 13

You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam?

The Ex-Leper at 12:22 pm January 13

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!
Waitress: Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! *bangs on counter*

Paute at 1:19 pm January 13

I like Terry´s voice: "Good morning".
Very old women...

The Ex-Leper at 1:45 pm January 13

hes the best at old women hands down...eric is the best a young women lol

WolfSpirit at 1:29 pm January 14

Yea... I think Terry J. has got old woman/hag/pepperpot hands down lol.

But Eric makes the most convincing young or middle aged woman (and if he wants a very good looking one to)

And Mike is really good at youngish woman like in Meaning of Life, the woman for the death sketch. But he makes a better middle age man or nerd/chartered accountant and all that. lol

John... he's just got a great, tall, lanky figure about him so is good with suits... but makes a funny pepperpot, not to good with young though.

Graham is a hottie. Pure and simple lol. He makes a great transvestite lol Cause he's not so good as a chick... but he's good at a guy pretending to be a chick like many roles in Flying Circus and The Middle of the Film transvestite in MoL

Terry G just does great weird roles... male or female. lol

Oh I ran away there sorry lol

The Ex-Leper at 8:10 pm January 14

John is good at butch red riding hood....

The Ex-Leper at 8:10 pm January 14

John is good at butch

The Ex-Leper at 8:10 pm January 14

woah...weird double post...

thewastelandr at 4:49 pm January 13

I'll take Terry any age and gender! ;)

Paute at 6:52 pm January 13


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The Ex-Leper at 6:34 pm January 13

haha i am that way with Michael of course!

thewastelandr at 7:40 pm January 13

Haha who can blame us?

Holly at 4:57 pm January 13

lol, nice

The Ex-Leper: Ive never had spam but everytime I see a package of spam i quote this sketch

Paute: Yes, but the spam has passed to posterity with them.

Stig: Spam tastes terrible lol

Holly at 6:49 pm January 12

& it's slimy!

wwatkins at 10:14 am January 13

Oh, I'll have your spam, dear. I love it! I'm having spam, spam, eggs, spam, sausage, and spam! (Vikings start singing)

Paute: i´m hungry!