I've finished another chapter for my book of short stories 'Evil Machines' and thought I'd share with you all. CLick the link below and you should end up there:
The Vacuum Cleaner that was Too Powerful
Or try this:
http://www.unbound.co.uk/books/1/updates/17
Comments
Tanya_Birklid19: I guess I can comment again on how awesome this chapter was :) I'm so looking forward to it being finished!
I hope the same!!
We need another 24% in 6 days. I'm using blogs, tumblr, twitter, facebook... ALL to promote him!!
Ok there are Agents or edition houses who do it already, but if you are glad to work for free do it! ;) Only by evoquing/saying the name of the group he'd belong to, is a lot of promotion already.
I don't want to destroy any hope, but to me working for someone means money or to be pay with food in an expensive restaurant with the person you work fo (For Example: I work in french television this year, what do you think my assistants/helpers would say if they do not get pay? Or if I did not?
Of course it can be funny to help, but I hope to get a good reward for it! ;]). I understand that no one is the same and do what they think good to do in their own life. :) that is just an advice and another way of seeing this matter.
Ok there are Agents or edition houses who do it already, but if you are glad to work for free do it! ;) Only by evoquing/saying the name of the group he'd belong to, is a lot of promotion already.
I don't want to destroy any hope, but to me working for someone means money or to be pay with food in an expensive restaurant with the person you work fo (For Example: I work in french television this year, what do you think my assistants/helpers would say if they did not get pay? Or if I did not?
Of course it can be funny to help, but I hope to get a good reward for it! ;]). I understand that no one is the same and do what they think good to do in their own life. :) that is just an advice and another way of seeing this matter.
Here Comes Another One: Oh, I laughed so much! Just the wording of some parts had me in stitches. I love the idea of the mops and buckets paddling up the Thames! Can't wait for the rest of the book!
TheRealGilliamFan: I felt very sad for that discarded old broom :'(
Galahad: I've never had much luck with vacuum cleaners, and it all makes so much sense now! It was a hilarious read. Haha, every time I read the word 'vacuum' I heard Graham Chapman's voice saying it in my head from the Woody and Tinny Words sketch.
mrsCutout: Haha what a nice ending!!! Ironic! Loved it! Must get the book soon!
Our previous vacuum was something like this one...only less evil!
mrsCutout: Well I am not patient enough and god knows when I'll lay hands on the book so I'll read it right now! Wow! The excitement!
TheLateColonelVolestranglerBracketsMrs: Tempted as I am to read it now, I'm going to be very patient and wait for the book itself. Just pledged, and I'm very much looking forward to the finished product.