Word Association Game 2

Remember the Word Association Game was posted by another member in the last version of this site? I've been trying to find it but haven't had any luck yet. I can't even remember who started the post but it was a great post and I think many of us enjoyed it :)

Anyway I've decided to start a new round of the Word Association Game.

For those of you who don't know how to play this game here are the rules:

1: After reading the most recent word type the first word that pops into your head.

2: Don't take two turns in a roll. You need to let at least one person have a turn between your turns.

3: (Not a rule, but it makes the game easier) Try to post at the top of the thread. For example post in the same way we've been posting in the Elimination Game posts.

4: (Also not a rule but hopefully you will) Have fun :)

So for no good reason at all (other than I felt like it) the first word will be....

SEMPRINI.

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The Ex-Leper at 11:32 pm March 18

okay why is everything I post coming in pairs now? psht.

The Ex-Leper: Oh, get her whoops! I've got your number, but you couldn't afford me, dear. 2, 3. I'll scratch your eyes out. Don't look now, you bigger dear bitch. We all know where you've been, you military fairy. 2, 3. Oooh!-> Learning the piano???!!

Lvndr HppE: Ooooh, temper, temper-> Oh, get her whoops! I've got your number, but you couldn't afford me, dear. 2, 3. I'll scratch your eyes out. Don't look now, you bigger dear bitch. We all know where you've been, you military fairy. 2, 3. Oooh!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Now none of your cheek! -> Ooooh, temper, temper.

The Ex-Leper: Oh yes, cheeky devil...-> Now none of your cheek!

The Ex-Leper: Oh yes, cheeky devil...-> Now none of your cheek!

J.Gambolputty: So, you've got the girl on the mantle. She's all ready for you! --> Oh yes, cheeky devil..

Lvndr HppE: Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day.-> So, you've got the girl on the mantle. She's all ready for you!

Here Comes Another One: Lark's vomit. The label didn't say anything about Lark's vomit! --> Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day.

Lvndr HppE: Covered with darkest creamy chocolate, when you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.-> Lark's vomit. The label didn't say anything about Lark's vomit!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Severely damaged my Mars Bar! -> Covered with darkest creamy chocolate, when you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks.

Here Comes Another One: Oh what rotten luck! ---> Severely damaged my Mars Bar!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Goooorn. -> Oh what rotten luck!

Lvndr HppE: "Caribou!" "Splendid word." "No, dear...nibbling the hoops."-> Goooorn.

Miioo: "Lookout ... of the Yard." "Why, what will we see?" ---> "Caribou!" "Splendid word." "No, dear...nibbling the hoops."

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: I must not ask that nobody leave the room. No... I must ask that... I must ask the room to leave the... Everyone must leave the room with them in it. Should I leave the room? I must not ask that... -> "Lookout ... of the Yard." "Why, what will we see?"

l_wojcik: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm inspector For of the light entertainment police comedy division special flying squad. --> I must not ask that nobody leave the room. No... I must ask that... I must ask the room to leave the... Everyone must leave the room with them in it. Should I leave the room? I must not ask that...

Lvndr HppE: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, and then go WAAAH!-> Allow me to introduce myself. I'm inspector Fox of the light entertainment police comedy division special flying squad.

J.Gambolputty: No, no, no. Hold your head like this, and then go WAAAH! --> Right, silly silly silly, get on with it. Get on with it!

Here Comes Another One: I came in here for an argument! ---> No, no, no. Hold your head like this, and then go WAAAH!

arkennedy: Shut your festering gob, you tit, your type makes me puke you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERVERT!! -> I came in here for an argument!

J.Gambolputty: Well, things have gotten so bad that we've had to use the last of the heavy oxygen equipment just to keep the dryers going. --> Shut your festering gob, you tit, your type makes me puke you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous PERVERT!!

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Mount Everest, forbidding, aloof, terrifying. The highest place on earth. No I'm sorry we don't go there. No. -> Well, things have gotten so bad that we've had to use the last of the heavy oxygen equipment just to keep the dryers going.

Miioo: I saw your advertisement for flying lessons & I'd like to make an appointment. ---> Mount Everest, forbidding, aloof, terrifying. The highest place on earth. No I'm sorry we don't go there. No.

Here Comes Another One: Oh, Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen ---> I saw your advertisement for flying lessons & I'd like to make an appointment.

arkennedy: Deja-va-va-va-va-va-va-va vu! -> Oh, Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen

Here Comes Another One: Ah! A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t ---> Deja-va-va-va-va-va-va-va vu!

J.Gambolputty: Crab, tiger and almonds, very unusual. --> Ah! A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: 'Semprini!' 'OUT!' -> Crab, tiger and almonds, very unusual.

J.Gambolputty: It's against BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like 'bum,' 'knickers,' 'botty' or 'wee-wees.' --> 'Semprini!' 'OUT!'

Here Comes Another One: If your gonna split hairs, I'm gonna piss off. ---> It's against BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like 'bum,' 'knickers,' 'botty' or 'wee-wees.'

Lvndr HppE: Tath is the nesquie!-> If your gonna split hairs, I'm gonna piss off.

Here Comes Another One: To be or not to be. ---> Tath is the nesquie!

J.Gambolputty: A shroe, a shroe! My dingkom for a shroe! --> To be or not to be. (how imaginative indeed..)

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: the Richard The Third ward. -> A shroe, a shroe! My dingkom for a shroe!

Here Comes Another One: Can I have £50 to mend the shed? I'm fight on my uppers. I can pay you back When this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan. ---> the Richard The Third ward.

l_wojcik: Right, you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the matlepiece... --> Can I have £50 to mend the shed? I'm fight on my uppers. I can pay you back When this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble's getting better. Love, Ewan.

J.Gambolputty: What's it like? --> Right, you've got the girl down on the bed, you've got her legs up on the mantelpiece. . . .

Lvndr HppE: Well, y'know you've slept... with a lady-> What's it like?

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: Angus Podgorny, what DO you mean? -> Well, y'know you've slept ... with a lady.

J.Gambolputty: None shall pass!! --> Angus Podgorny, what DO you mean?

Miioo: MASH THAT DIRTY SCUM! KICK 'EM IN THE TEETH WHERE IT HURTS! KILL! KILL! --> None shall pass!!

Lvndr HppE: Tea's ready -> MASH THAT DIRTY SCUM! KICK 'EM IN THE TEETH WHERE IT HURTS! KILL! KILL!

arkennedy: Don't make a fuss, dear. -> Tea's ready

When I read "Don't make a fuss, dear" I thought of this sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju3h7yk4Hcg

Mrs Attila the Hun 93: I DON'T LIKE SPAM! -> Don't make a fuss, dear.

Lvndr HppE: Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. --> I lost the comb.-> I DON'T LIKE SPAM! ( I dunnno, that's just the first thing that came to mind)

Here Comes Another One: Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost. --> I lost the comb.

Hanri: Well, I've been in the city since I was two and I certainly wouldn't say I was stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- -> Well I've been in the city for twenty years and I must admit - I'm lost.

Here Comes Another One at 3:03 am February 27

LOL! One of my favourite Python quotes ever!

l_wojcik: Mad one, mad two, mad three... --> Well, I've been in the city since I was two and I certainly wouldn't say I was stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut- stuck in a rut-