From HQ-From Colonel Wilma “Spangly” Spangenhelm

I would like to take this moment to to talk about the serious of our endeavour here. We of the Python Army are determined to spread the word and wisdom of the great men of Monty Python throughout the known world and keep the airwaves safe for crelm commercials and public service announcements everywhere.

The Men and Women of the army are culled from the common dregs of society, folks like pensioners, fish n chips salesmen, and the occaisional international spy and tennis pro. Each soldier is put to the task and required to endure hideous tickling at the hands of their training Sergeants, accept verbal and mental abuse from those so-called fringe elements such as the RAF, and learn to rid the world of Non-Python sentiment at all costs!

Once you complete your training of Mash casting, photo editing, spoof writing and how to keep down Blumanc and the vile Cruchy Frog, You will be assigned to one of our active units (unless of course you somehow convince your placement trainer to send you to an inactive one...lucky bastard), issued your fairy wand, and sent on for further training in our secret base located at The Wimblydales’ Cottage #36 Baisly-Stoke, Upper Midlands, Sheffield .
You will now be a proud member of the Python Army and able to wear your uniform without fear of ridicule to shopping center openings.

Remember, The Python Army has a proud tradition to uphold, from our syncronized fish slapping dances to our penchant for quoting odd bits of philosophical musings from dead or near dead philosophers. But WE NEED RECRUITS!!!! So forget about University or going to work with your Uncle Fred or hanging out at your local convenience center. JOIN US!!! You don’t need that 9-5 job at all...just log in, spend hours having fun and forget about the so called “real world”. Life is too short!!!!