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Species/Breed: Red-Eared Sliders/Turles
I'd Like to Meet: maybe another owner. They hate me.
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Species/Breed: Cocker Spaniel
Nickname(s): Milo
I'd Like to Meet: Lassie, Lady & Tinkerbell. So many bitches, so little time.
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Species/Breed: Domestic Short Hair
Nickname(s): Callie-Ballie and Pei-Pei
I'd Like to Meet: Our predecessor, the Most Excellent orange tabby, Mr. Big aka Buddy (sadly, he is an ex-kitty - R.I.P. 6/30/06)
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Species/Breed: Chihuaua x Pomeranian
Nickname(s): gorgeous, smelly, stupid, d**ckhead, flea-bag (I'd go on, but it gets kinda mean)
I'd Like to Meet: Smaller dogs
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Species/Breed: DSH, cat
Nickname(s): william
I'd Like to Meet: his birthmother who abandoned him 14 years ago
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Species/Breed: African Swallow
Nickname(s): Eddy Baby, Frank
I'd Like to Meet: A pair of European Swallows
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Species/Breed: Rhinoceros
Nickname(s): Diceros bicornis, Bucieus Maximus, Bob
I'd Like to Meet: A small dog who can handle some pain.
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Species/Breed: mutt
Nickname(s): ondinaria, ondinator, cochiondina, couchondina, hediondina, sparkie...
I'd Like to Meet: all kinds of people, since she's such a slut who loves everybody
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Species/Breed: Pomeranian/Chihuahau (Shaken NOT Stirred)
Nickname(s): (Expletives Deleted)
I'd Like to Meet: Either sexed dogs and leave them P-Mail.
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Species/Breed: Steiff Bengal Tiger Puppet
Nickname(s): Tige, Tigger, Magic Mojo
I'd Like to Meet: A sexy Panther puppet, (no Cheetahs).... Oh that pussy cat from Mr. Rodgers... though gag her first
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