I feel awfuls....
I owe you something cool now. ANYTHING just name it.(no NOT LIKE THAT! Stop thinking about sex!) Just keep in mind I have nothing good.
um.. oh how about
I... I wanted to be...
AN IDLE FAN!
Roaming from fan site to fan site!
As they type of the wonders of my British hero!
With my best at-the-computer-snack by my side!
The tales!
The trivia!
It might look a lot like this... particularly if they mostly just rehashed old work:
Monty Python: The Hobbit
http://www.xenocorp.net/H_bardCorner/mphobbit.htm