September 19th - International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
I choose to talk like Betty from YellowBeard...
People have started speaking in tongues! Pirate Tongue, that is. Therefore mateys, it's time to keelhaul the lot of you and see who floats and who's chum!
I'm in disguise, you stupid tart! Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. Q: A pirate? Like Yellowbeard?