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Sharing the wonderful Monty Python (because nobody I know appreciates them as much as me).
6 months ago I knew nothing of Monty Python. One day we came across some films. From then on, I was hooked.... My favourite sketches: Horoscopes, Mr. Luxury-Yacht, Storytime, Most Awful Family and The Public are Idiots. I also have a pet sex-maniacal turkey - who forever sits on her fake, stone eggs, awaiting the day they will defy nature and hatch. Poor lass, will she ever come out to eat or drink without use of force? However, she is one of the lucky few in this world who is NOT destined for the plate. TURKEYS HAVE FEELINGS. Just because the media says so, doesn't mean we should eat birds! I mean, look at Monty Python, THEY didn't believe in conforming!! Be like them and don't eat turkey - or anybody else for that matter. My final point in this section is that, contrary to popular belief, my name is not Brian. In fact, far from it. It is not Brianette and Brianda or even Jethro Walrustitty. The reason I have christened myself Brian is because Brian is obviously a prominent figure in the realms of Monty Python. However, I can assure that Brian is not my real name as, like Stan, except not like Stan, I am female. My true name shall remain a guarded (by guns and pointed sticks) secret. So don't go calling me Brian!! (I apologise, that last comment was not directed to anyone in particular, I was making statement about....hmm....Fish!)
- Brian's friends